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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 1833 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Magic Items Found: | 3236 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5700 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player’s wife was on the verge of hanging herself at work, but all he could think about was whether or not to have kids. Talk about priorities, am I right? But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun on our server!
Experience the thrill of being called controlling and manipulative for wanting your partner to seek help and stability before bringing a child into the world. Who needs therapy or medication when you can just play Minecraft instead, am I right?
So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and games… or is it? 😉