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Tipsy Craft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most hardcore drinkers can find a safe haven! Need a break from the real world detox struggles? Join us and let your virtual self indulge in all the booze you want without any consequences! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually chugging down liters of vodka while building your dream castle.

Don’t worry about your kidneys failing or DTs kicking in, because on our server, anything is possible! Your liver and pancreas will be working overtime to keep up with your virtual drinking habits, and you’ll be shaking from excitement, not withdrawal symptoms.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where alcoholics of all levels can come together and build their way to sobriety (or not, we won’t judge)! Cheers to virtual drinking and endless fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

WinterChill Eric Minecraft SMP Bischoff BrettHart

1997, behind the scenes, BETRAYAL, Bischoff, bitter rivalry, Brett Hart, BrettHart, Championship, controversy, Deceit, Eric, Eric Bischoff, Manipulation, Minecraft, Montreal Screwjob, professional wrestling, Revenge, scandal, shawn michaels, Shocking.., smp, Vince McMahon, WCW, Winter, winterchill, wrestling

Join our Minecraft SMP where we recreate the infamous showdown between Eric Bischoff and Brett Hart in the winter of 1997! Will you be the one to pull off the ultimate betrayal or will you be the hero who saves the day? Only on our server can you experience the drama, the betrayal, and the epic battles that will go down in history as the most insane Minecraft SMP ever! Join now and rewrite history in the most hilarious and outrageous way possible!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Animals Bred:	164	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NoRoomieNoProblemo

Apology, arrangement, basement suite, BLINDS, Boyfriend, contract, coworker, discounted price, Disrespect, grossed out, guest room, living room, mailing address, move in, NoRoomieNoProblemo, Pets, random dude, red flag, Rent, renting, stranger, Training

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any coworkers boning on your virtual couches! Unlike some people in real life, our players know how to keep it classy and stick to the bedrooms (or better yet, build their own private love nests in the game).

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and creativity, where you can build your dream house without worrying about unexpected guests getting frisky in your living room. Our server is a safe space for all players, as long as they follow the golden rule of Minecraft etiquette: no couch boning allowed!

So come on over and leave the drama at the door (or the basement, in this case). With no rent to pay and no contracts to sign, you can focus on what really matters – crafting, exploring, and having a blast with your fellow gamers. See you in the game, where the only thing getting screwed is the occasional creeper!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Magic Items Found:	8120
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

GobbleCraft Discord

Access, banned, blocks, Censorship, Chat, Communication, digital rights, Discord, freedom of speech, GobbleCraft, government control, instant messaging, internet, messaging app, ONLINE, Online Community, Platform, restrictions, social media, Technology, turkey

so, like, this server is so epic that even turkeys are trying to block it! they know it’s the best place to be for all your minecraft adventures.

join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and maybe even a turkey or two trying to stop you from having fun. but don’t worry, we’ll protect you from those pesky birds.

come hang out with our community of players who are just as insane as you are. we promise you’ll never have a dull moment on this server.

so what are you waiting for? join now and see what all the fuss is about. who knows, you might even become the turkey’s worst nightmare!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Towns Built:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6453
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Plant Height Quest – FunCraft

candidate genes, funcraft, Gene identification, gene validation, Genes, Genetic, Genetic Loci, genetic mapping, genetic markers, height, loci, novel, Plant, plant breeding, plant development, plant genetics, plant growth, plant height, QTLs, quantitative trait loci, Quest, study, validation

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, bro. dis server is like, da bomb diggity. we got QTLs associated with plant height, like what even is that? but it sounds super cool, right? and we got genetic loci and candidate genes, like whoa, mind blown. join us and uncover da mysteries of da universe, or at least have a good time building stuff and blowing it up. u won’t regret it, unless u do, but let’s not think about dat. just join us, u won’t be disappointed.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Emeralds Found:	2010	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Abi Kadabura, Adopted Classmate PillowdearASMR., Alias Anono, Alicja Da Lontano, Arya Kuroha, Bonnie Barkswell, brave, Brave US, Crystalis, Dr. NOVA, globie, idol corp, jidf, Jira Jisaki, Kiri Kilovolt, Kou Mariya, Kumanui Miel, Lunalia, Lyko Lianna, Minecraft, Mono Monet, Narin Mikure, PALS, Petalight, Pippa Pebblesworth, PIXEL, Poma Pon, Rara Rocora, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Remia Aotsuki, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Riko Solari, Sensei, Serina Maiko, Server, Taring Hu, Terra 404, V4M_plus, V4Mirai, Voltail, VSPO, VT, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

Are you ready to chase that high in the most epic Minecraft server ever created? Join us for a wild ride with the Brave US branch, V4Mirai, globie, and VSPO! EN idols! We’ve got Gen 1 Crystalis and Serina Maiko, Gen 2 Petalight with Kou Mariya, Mono Monet, and Yae Yugiri (RIP Biscotti), Gen 3 Lunalia with Alias Anono, Dr. NOVA(e), REM Kanashibari, and Yumi the Witch, and Gen 4 Voltail with Lyko Lianna, Poma Pon, Rara Rocora, and Terra 404. And don’t forget about the Brave EN groups with globie’s Kumanui Miel, Reina Ronronea, Taring Hu, and Pippa Pebblesworth, as well as VSPO! EN’s Remia Aotsuki, Arya Kuroha, Jira Jisaki, Narin Mikure, and Riko Solari. Plus, we’ve even got Idol Corp with the adopted classmate PillowdearASMR! So come join us on this insane adventure and let’s build the craziest Minecraft world ever seen! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	379
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Dodger’s Minecraft SMP

baseball, Competition, controversial, dodgers, Game, Get Buck Broke, good guys, Hate Catholics, insensitive, Los Angeles, Make Fun of Christ, Minecraft, offensive, Provocative, Rivalry, silly, smp, sports, Taunting, TRASH TALKING, Victory, winning

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we embrace chaos and craziness at every turn.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of players dressed as clowns start chasing you around with TNT. Or how about the time when a giant chicken invaded our server and started laying explosive eggs everywhere? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here.

But that’s not all! We also have regular events like “Build Battle Royale” where players have to build the craziest structures they can think of in a limited amount of time. And let’s not forget about our weekly “Mob Madness” nights where we spawn in hundreds of creepers and watch chaos unfold.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Emeralds Found:	5174
Star Shards Collected:	134	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	35

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftyFantasyLand

confidential fantasies, CraftyFantasyLand, Erotic, forbidden pleasures, Girlfriend, guys, hidden desires, hidden fantasies, intimate desires, intimate fantasies, intimate thoughts, private fantasies, private thoughts, reddit, secret fantasy, taboo, undisclosed desires, undisclosed fantasies, undisclosed wishes, unspoken desires, Wife

Hey fellow gamers, ever dreamt of exploring a world where you can unleash your wildest fantasies without any judgment? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly llamas start serenading you with love songs. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a herd of rainbow sheep come prancing by, offering to dye your armor in the most fabulous colors imaginable.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground hot tub party where all the mobs gather to let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it, the Ender Dragon is a total party animal once you get to know her.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your secret erotic fantasies run wild in a world where anything is possible. Just don’t tell your wife or girlfriend about the llama love songs, okay?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Game Stop Minecraft Server

ANNO, Anno series, Buying Ubisoft games, Game, game development, game publishers, game purchases, Game recommendations, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming decisions, gaming industry, Minecraft, Server, STOP, strategy games, Tencent, Tencent acquisition, Tencent buyout, ubisoft, Ubisoft acquisition, Ubisoft titles, video games, waiting for Tencent

Are you tired of waiting for Tencent to take over Ubisoft before making a decision on whether to buy Anno? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where Tencent and Ubisoft have merged to create the ultimate gaming experience. Build your own Anno-inspired empire while fending off hostile takeovers from rival players who are secretly working for Tencent. Will you be able to navigate the corporate chaos and come out on top? Join now and find out!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Buildings Constructed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

The Snibby Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server…

Once upon a time, there was a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant snail. Yes, you heard that right – a SNAIL! And instead of panicking, they embraced their new slimy abode and threw the wildest housewarming party the server had ever seen.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where the mobs come to dance the night away. Creepers doing the moonwalk, zombies breakdancing – you name it, we’ve got it!

So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the madness, then come join us at SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYA SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYMUMU, BOBO… if you dare!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

AnimeLover420 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like an anime come to life! Join us and embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and uncover hidden treasures in a world filled with magic and wonder. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually a tsundere who just needs a hug. So come join us for the most anime-tastic Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CryCraft2021

Catharsis, comfort, coping, CryCraft2021, crying, emotional, emotional release, emotional response, Empathy, Grief, healing, HEARTBREAK, Loss, Pain, Release, Sadness, Sensitive, sorrow, Support, Tears, Vulnerability

Are you tired of crying over creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our server is creeper-proof! That’s right, our server has a force field that repels all creepers, making sure your builds stay intact and your tears stay dry.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth you’ll accumulate just by hanging out in our virtual world!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – our server is ruled by a group of friendly pandas who have mastered the art of building epic treehouses. They’ll teach you their ways and soon you’ll be swinging from vines and munching on bamboo like a pro.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and say goodbye to tears and hello to laughter and adventure!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Meteorites Collected:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	40

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MexiCraft WarZone

BETRAYAL, Corruption, criminal activity, criminal organizations, criminal underworld, double-cross, drug cartels, drug lords, drug smuggling, drug trade, drug trafficking, drug war, law enforcement, Mexican drug cartel, Mexican state, mexico, MexiCraft, organized crime, violence, violence in Mexico, war zone, warzone

Yo, listen up fam! This server is lit AF, like a Mexican cartel showdown gone wrong! Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when BAM! A rival gang double-crosses the cartel and all hell breaks loose! It’s like a war zone up in here, with explosions and chaos everywhere!

But don’t worry, we got your back. Join our server and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Build your own cartel base, smuggle goods across the border, and watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to sabotage your operation.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of a Mexican cartel war zone in the world of Minecraft. It’s gonna be a wild ride, ese!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Ores Mined:	1063
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Double Trouble Parking Server

anger, bad parking, blame game, car blocking, car damage, car owners, Disrespect, double, double parking, ENTITLEMENT, Frustration, inconsiderate behavior, INCONVENIENCE, irresponsible behavior, Parking, parking etiquette, parking lot, parking spaces, parking violations, selfish actions, Selfishness, Server, Trouble

Yo, dis server be like takin’ two parkin’ spots in a crowded lot – you gonna piss off some peeps, but it’s all in good fun! Join us for a chaotic time where we build crazy sh*t and cause mayhem wherever we go. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block hidden in the spawn area, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. So come on and join the madness, cuz why not? It’s gonna be a wild ride, fam!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	9955	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	80
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Pagan Minecraft Server

ancestral worship, anti-assimilation, anti-Christianity, anti-colonialism, anti-globalism, Anti-Judaism, cultural identity, Cultural preservation, ethnonationalism, foreign god, Indigenous spirituality, Minecraft, nationalism, Pagan, Paganism, racial firewall, redpill, resistance, Server, spiritual awakening, subversion, traditional beliefs, White Supremacy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build castles and mine for diamonds, we build racial firewalls against subversion with foreign gods! If you’re tired of boring old servers where you can’t defend against subversion, then this is the place for you.

Join us and become part of the most epic battle against foreign gods that Minecraft has ever seen. Build your own fortress to protect yourself from their sneaky tricks and traps. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught off guard when those foreign gods come knocking on your door.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure. Who knows, you might just become the hero that Minecraft needs to defeat those pesky foreign gods once and for all. Let’s show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	40	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Crops Grown:	2640	Mines Excavated:	3061
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6