BabyBlocker2021 | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists that will leave you questioning everything!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player’s wife was on the verge of hanging herself at work, but all he could think about was whether or not to have kids. Talk about priorities, am I right? But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun on our server!

Experience the thrill of being called controlling and manipulative for wanting your partner to seek help and stability before bringing a child into the world. Who needs therapy or medication when you can just play Minecraft instead, am I right?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and games… or is it? 😉

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	186
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

ChefOfOneMinecraftSMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only food that can be cooked is the elusive and mysterious “Rainbow Bacon”! Legend has it that this magical bacon can only be cooked by the chosen ones who join our server.

But be warned, the process of cooking Rainbow Bacon is no easy feat. You must first defeat the Bacon King in a fierce battle, then gather rare ingredients from the enchanted forest, and finally cook it over a volcano while doing a dance of victory.

Only the bravest and most skilled players can master the art of cooking Rainbow Bacon. So if you think you have what it takes to join our wacky and bacon-filled world, come on in and prove yourself! Just remember, only the chosen ones can cook the Rainbow Bacon, so don’t even try if you’re not up to the challenge.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Crops Grown:	1652	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CreeperCravings

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Remember that one dish from your childhood that made you feel like you could take on the world? Well, imagine that dish in Minecraft form on our server! Join us and indulge in the nostalgia of your favorite childhood meals while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who knew virtual food could be so satisfying? Plus, rumor has it that eating virtual food on our server gives you special powers like super speed and the ability to fly. So come satisfy your cravings and become a culinary master in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	163	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Youth Smoke-Free Zone

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yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the holy grail of blocky adventures. like, we got so much craziness goin’ on, it’s like a party in the nether.

imagine this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs with top hats. they start singing show tunes and throwing diamonds at you. then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken wearing sunglasses challenges you to a dance-off. it’s lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club we have? it’s bumpin’ 24/7 with villagers breakdancing and creepers dropping sick beats. you gotta see it to believe it.

plus, we have the rarest loot drops in all of minecraft. like, you kill a zombie and it drops a enchanted diamond sword with infinite durability. it’s like winning the lottery, but way cooler.

so, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s more bonkers than a herd of deranged llamas, come join us. we’ll be waiting with open arms and a stack of golden apples. let the madness begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	160	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

No-Modding Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no modding and no multiplayer updates? Well, look no further because our server has the WORST case of Indie FOTM! What does that mean, you ask? It means we have the craziest, most outrageous mods you’ve ever seen! Want to ride a flying unicorn while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? We got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our multiplayer update is so insane that you’ll be battling dragons with your friends in no time. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mines Excavated:	4855	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

A T L U S – Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Chronicles

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We may not have any good JRPG developers left, but we sure know how to have a good time in this server.

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have a strange obsession with building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats. Don’t ask why, just go with it.

Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army,” where players compete to see who can amass the largest army of chickens to take over the server. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Get your dance moves ready because things get wild down there.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that is as bizarre and entertaining as this one. Plus, we have cookies. And llamas. And chickens. What more could you ask for?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NeighborTrapCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the art of revenge in the most glittery and outrageous way possible!

Are you tired of neighbors using your driveway without permission and destroying your lawn? Well, look no further because on our server, you can take matters into your own hands just like our player did in this wild story!

Join us and unleash your inner prankster by setting up glittery traps for pesky neighbors who refuse to listen. Who needs boring old driveway disputes when you can have a glittery showdown instead?

So come on over and let’s turn Minecraft into a glitter-filled battlefield of epic proportions! Just remember, revenge is best served sparkly.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

AnimalAntics Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever been chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle? Or maybe you accidentally punched a llama and now it won’t stop spitting at you? Well, if you join our Minecraft SMP, you can experience all the hilariously chaotic animal encounters you never knew you needed! From riding pigs into battle to taming a parrot that won’t stop singing Justin Bieber songs, our server is full of wacky animal antics that will keep you laughing for hours. So come join us and see what kind of ridiculous animal encounters you can get yourself into!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyCritterz – Live as a llama, pig, or panda, oh my!

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Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can live out your wildest dreams as any animal you choose! Want to be a majestic unicorn frolicking through the fields? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing villages? No problem. Or maybe you just want to be a cute little bunny hopping around causing mischief? We’ve got you covered. Join our server and experience the ultimate animal adventure like never before! Who knows, you might even discover your true spirit animal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PutinVsHarrisNoTruceNoUkraine

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so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can meet putin and harris for truce talks??? well, u found the right place, my dude! our server is so lit that even world leaders wanna hop on and settle their differences in a blocky world.

imagine building a peace treaty out of diamonds and emeralds, while creepers and skeletons try to ruin the negotiations. it’s like a real-life political drama, but with pixelated graphics and unlimited possibilities.

join now and be part of the most epic truce talks in minecraft history. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next peacemaker of the virtual world. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now! #peaceout #minecrafttruce2021 🕊️🎮

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Cyano Plant Co. – Indoor Carbon Fun

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for some wacky fun with Cyanobacterial Artificial Plants for Enhanced Indoor Carbon Capture and Utilization!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a field of glowing, neon plants that suck up carbon like nobody’s business. But wait, there’s more! These plants are actually alive and they talk to you in a British accent.

Not only that, but we have a secret underground base where you can ride on giant snails and have tea parties with unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	137	Towns Built:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Trump’s Demon Kike Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Trump groveling at a demon kike’s grave in an unfinished building? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we have buried a yid in a construction site just for fun! Join us for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience. Who knows what other insane surprises await you on our server? Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mines Excavated:	4646
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Mexicans will soon or later merge with whites Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of looking like a basic Minecraft player? Join our SMP and in just 2 or 3 generations, you’ll be rocking a French or Scandinavian skin! Our server has magical transformation powers that will have you blending in with the coolest Minecraft mobs in no time. Say goodbye to boring old skins and hello to a whole new you on our wacky SMP!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2177
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Zombie Dances:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ThriftedPillowSwapLOL

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a spilled glass of wine on a $70 carrot pillow!

Join us for epic parties, where the only thing more expensive than the drinks are the throw pillows. Who needs gas money when you can spend it on luxurious home decor?

Experience the thrill of thrift shopping for Halloween costumes, and maybe even find a pillow that will start a war in the group chat. Who knew soft furnishings could cause so much chaos?

Join now and witness “The Pillow Crisis of 2024” unfold in real-time, as friendships are tested over a tiny carrot pillow. Will you be the hero who saves the day with a thrifted find, or the villain who refuses to buy the expensive replacement?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate pillow drama!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	314
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

HangoverMunchies Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party that never ends! We have a secret hangover food dispenser that magically appears in your inventory whenever you’ve had a little too much fun the night before. No more searching for greasy pizza or cold fries, just log on and let the food come to you! Join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftyCreeperCafe

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Are you tired of eating the same old boring meals in Minecraft? Well, come join our server where we serve up the most outrageous and hilarious meals you’ve ever seen! From creeper casserole to zombie stew, our chefs have truly outdone themselves. And the best part? It’s all free! That’s right, you can fill up your virtual belly without spending a single diamond. So come on down to our server and feast like never before!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Buildings Constructed:	35	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.