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CraftyLove: No Miners, Farmers, or Creepers

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Are you tired of dating miners who are always digging for excuses? Sick of builders who can’t seem to construct a solid relationship? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that our players have the best jobs for a serious relationship. From professional pig wranglers to expert block stackers, our players know how to work together and build a strong bond. So join us today and say goodbye to dating creepers and hello to finding your diamond in the rough!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BombCraft Minecraft Server

aircraft delays, airport damage, airport incident, aviation disruption, bomb explosion, BombCraft, emergency response, explosive device, Flight Cancellations, historical damage, historical destruction, historical event, Japan, military conflict, military history, Minecraft, runway closure, Server, U.S. Military, war aftermath, wartime damage, wartime impact, world war II

Yo, so like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ on this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM! A bomb dropped by the U.S. in World War II explodes at the airport in Japan. And you’re like, “WTF, how did that even happen in Minecraft?!”

But wait, there’s more! The explosion causes runway damage and cancels 80 flights. Like, can you even imagine the chaos on this server? It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and creepers and stuff.

So, if you’re looking for some crazy, chaotic, and totally unpredictable Minecraft action, then you gotta join this server. Who knows what insane events will happen next? Maybe a giant zombie apocalypse or a dragon attack or something. The possibilities are endless, dude.

So come on, join the madness and let’s see what kind of crazy shenanigans we can get into together. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen. It’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

ChagosCraft: Island Swap!

Agreement, British overseas territories, Chagos Islands, ChagosCraft, Colonialism, decolonization, Diego Garcia, foreign policy, Government, Hands, History, INDEPENDENCE, indian ocean, international relations, ISLAND, legal dispute, mauritius, Ruling, SOVEREIGNTY, Swap, territorial dispute, uk, United Kingdom

yOu gUys, yOu goTTa jOin thIs mInecRaft seRver, it’S liKe thE cRaZiest pLace eVeR! wE hAve piGmEn riDing eNder dRagons aNd cOws wHo cAn tAlk! aNd dOn’t eVen gEt mE sTarted oN thE dAncing cHickens, thEy cAn bReak dOwn a sIck bEAt liKe nObody’s bUsiness. pLus, wE hAve aN eNtire vIllage oF vIking sHeep wHo wIll tRade yOu dIamonds fOr cAkes. tRust mE, yOu wOn’t rEgret jOining tHis sEserver, iT’s aN ePic aDventure wAiting fOr yOu!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Pup Parent Confusion

Animal Behavior, Animals, Birth, birth process, canine, Companionship, confusion, dog, domestic animals, Human, Instincts, loyalty, maternal, maternal instincts, OWNER, Parent, pet ownership, Pet puppies, Pets, Pregnancy, Pregnant, pup

join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest sh*t eva in minecraft! we got pet puppies dat think their owners gave birth to dem. like wut?? imagine a pregnant puppy not knowing if dey gonna pop out a dog or a human. it’s wild, man. come join da madness and see for yourself. u won’t find dis kinda craziness anywhere else. trust me, it’s gonna blow ur mind. so come on, join us and let’s all laugh at da absurdity of it all!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Potions Brewed:	157
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PixelPals – Crafting Connections

American voters, avoidance, Communication, Conflict, Connections, Conversations, Crafting, dialogue, differing beliefs, divisiveness, Israeli voters, major elections, mindset, partisanship, perspective, PixelPals, polarization, political beliefs, political discourse, Politics, societal impact, Understanding, zero-sum game

come join our epic minecraft server where we dont care about politics cuz we all just wanna build cool stuff and have a good time! forget about those zero-sum games, we’re all about that win-win baby! plus, our community is so chill that even if you accidentally blow up someone’s house, they’ll just laugh it off and help you rebuild it.

we’ve got players from all over the world, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with. and let me tell you, the stories we have from our crazy adventures in the game are wild. like that one time when we all teamed up to defeat the ender dragon, but ended up accidentally spawning a hundred creepers instead. it was chaos, but so much fun!

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server where you can escape the drama of politics and just have a blast with some awesome people, then come join us! who needs to argue about policies when you can argue about who has the best diamond armor instead?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Whypepo Jealous Minecraft Server

anger, animosity, babies, bitterness, Competition, discontent, envy, Frustration, grudge, inadequacy, Insecurity, jealous, mad, Minecraft, Resentment, Rivalry, Season, Server, Whypepo

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our server where we have a special event where we season our baby animals with salt and pepper! Whypepo be mad, but we be glad because our baby animals taste delicious! Join now for a taste sensation like no other (literally)!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Animals Bred:	180
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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Are you tired of being less popular than a baby hippo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, women will be throwing diamonds at you left and right! Forget about that overpriced zoo ticket, join our server and become the main attraction. Who needs a baby hippo when you can have a diamond-clad player like yourself? Join now and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or hippos to water, in this case).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

bailed, Christian, Church, ChurchDitcher, cold shoulder, dancing, FORCING, Friends, ghosted, Guilt, gym teacher, Jerk, Minecraft, November, outcast, PRESSURE, Religion, School, Server, Shy.., specifics, UNCOMFORTABLE, update

Are you tired of being pressured into joining weird cults by your gym teacher? Looking for a place where you can just chill and have fun without the fear of being brainwashed? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing we worship is diamonds and creepers!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and explore without any religious obligations. No three-hour church services here, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

Don’t worry about ghosting your gym teacher or feeling guilty for not wanting to dance in November with a bunch of strangers. On our server, the only pressure you’ll feel is from the TNT explosions you set off yourself!

So come join us and leave the stress of real life behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise our admins won’t try to convert you to anything other than being a master builder. See you in the game!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BabyMamaDramaLOL

BabyMamaDramaLOL, Deception, doubt, Drugs, ex, family, Homeless, Hospital, Jobless, lying.., Manipulation, ObGyn, Pregnancy, proof, relationship, Struggle, Support, tests, Trust, Truth, Ultrasound

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and forget about your crazy ex who may or may not be lying about being pregnant.

Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs proof of pregnancy when you can have proof of your epic builds and survival skills in the game?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of baby bottles. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the mysterious pregnancy saga or just have a blast playing Minecraft with a wacky community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

EuroCraft SMP – Best Thing!

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Well, obviously it’s our totally legit Minecraft SMP server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the dungeon was guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas! Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the treasures within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of solid gold. Yes, you heard that right. GOLD POOPING SHEEP. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a magical portal that transports you to a dimension where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, swim in the sky, and ride on giant floating mushrooms. It’s a trippy experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on our European adventure and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Creeper Crush!

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Oh, let me tell you about our Minecraft server! It’s like falling in love for the first time, but with blocks and creepers. Picture this: you log in and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a diamond pickaxe in exchange for a hug. And that’s just the beginning!

Once you start exploring, you’ll stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are all secretly llamas in disguise. They’ll trade you emeralds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs. But be careful, because the llamas have a secret underground empire ruled by a llama king who is rumored to be half ender dragon.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. We have a custom arena where players ride on giant chickens armed with flaming swords, battling it out for the title of Chicken Champion. The winner gets a crown made of diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn around the server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your first love, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected romances await you in our blocky world.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Towns Built:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

GazaCraft: FreeYazidiLady

Captivity, Conflict, courage, enclave, Escape, freedom, FreeYazidiLady, gaza, GazaCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, Liberation, MIDDLE EAST, Oppression, persecution, refugee, Relief, resilience, survivor, WOMAN, Yazidi, Yazidi community

come join our minecraft server, where we have yazidi women held in gaza finally leaving the enclave as our main attraction! watch as they build houses out of sand and fight off creepers with their bare hands. the drama is real, folks!

our server is the only place where you can witness this epic tale unfold in blocky pixel form. join now for a chance to interact with these brave women and help them escape their virtual prison.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. only the bravest players can find it and claim the treasures within.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of this wild adventure. who knows what other surprises await you in our crazy minecraft world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mines Excavated:	4466	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	30

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Plastic Slayer’s PET Party

#sustainability, biodegradation, degradation, discovery, Durability, environmental impact, Environmental Science, killer bacteria, microbial degradation., Party, pet, Plastic, plastic pollution, plastic recycling, plastic waste, plastic-eating bacteria, plastic-killer bacteria, Pollution, resistance, SLAYERS, Tough plastic, US researchers, WasteWater

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got tough plastic-killer bacteria dat will help u get rid of all dem pesky plastic blocks in yo world! our US researchers discovered dis wild bacteria in wastewater, and now we usin it to clean up all dat PET plastic mess in da game.

imagine havin a squad of bacteria homies followin u around, eatin up all dat plastic like it’s a buffet. no more worryin bout ugly plastic blocks clutterin up yo builds, cuz we got da solution right here on dis server.

so come join us and let’s save da environment, one plastic block at a time! plus, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with bacteria dat can kick butt and take names in da minecraft world? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s get rid of dat plastic together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Farms Harvested:	791	Star Shards Collected:	246

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BackRice RPG. Minecraft server

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RPG server, quests, bps, axes, top menus, pets, prefixes, dungeons and much more!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

🔆 Redfield SMP 🔆 – Where blocks have more drama than a soap opera!

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Redfield Modded SMP | BEDROCK

Providing a strictly casual environment for community driven players.

Minecraft is timeless. And there is not much we would like to change. But with that in mind: All mods and creative content are for convenience only.

Our goal is to expand our tight-knit family and to find like-minded, “community driven” people like yourself!

Together we can collaborate to make a server worth calling home.

Although we have made exceptions based on maturity. We are only looking to bring on players of 18 years or older.

What to Expect?

Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World
Casual Environment
Active Discord/Realm
Community Elected Positions

If any of this appeals to you, check us out! https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?	A: Please join our Discord server using the link provided and follow the instructions there to join the Minecraft server.
Q: Are there any age restrictions?	A: Yes, we only accept players who are 18 years or older.
Q: Can I use mods on the server?	A: All mods and creative content are for convenience only, so please check with the server rules before using any mods.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10