B L E A C H – M I N E C R A F T S M P | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Mom’s banhammer for sneaking out

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Join our Minecraft server and experience punishments like never before! Forget getting grounded or having your phone taken away, on our server, if you break the rules, you’ll be forced to mine obsidian with a wooden pickaxe for hours on end!

One player tried to grief another player’s house and ended up getting turned into a block of dirt for a whole week. Let’s just say they learned their lesson real quick!

So come join us on our server, where the punishments are as wild as the creepers and the fun never stops!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Enchantments Applied:	262
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Creeper Incognito: No Snitching!

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so, like, you know how the justice system is, like, totally messed up, right? well, on our server, you can, like, be the judge, jury, and executioner all in one! imagine the power, dude. you can, like, lock up your friends and family for crimes they didn’t even commit. it’s, like, chaos and anarchy, but in a fun minecrafty way. join us and be the ultimate law enforcer in a world where anything goes. trust us, it’s a total blast!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	89	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Asteroid Ant Farm Fun

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yo, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where dinosaurs got wrecked by a frickin asteroid and now ants are out here farming fungus like tiny little farmers? well, u in luck cuz that’s exactly what u gonna find on our server! join now and witness the epic battle between ants and fungus, it’s like a mini apocalypse every day! plus, who wouldn’t wanna see dinosaurs getting owned by space rocks? come on, join us and be a part of this wild and wacky world!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1092
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

❤️TECHNOMAGIC RPG🔥MULTI-WORLDS🔥WIP 15.09 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Development, discovery, Egg wars, FANTASY, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Industrial mods, join us, Lucky blocks, Magic, magical mods, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mob Arena, MULTI-WORLDS, new format, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, RPG, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, Technology, technomagic, TNT Run, WIP

✨TechnoMagicRPG is a world where fantasy comes to life with the power of technology. Here, every choice leads to a new discovery, every decision can change the world. Industrial mods promise continuous development, while magical mods open doors to the unknown world of magic. Only on our server you can discover a new and exciting format for development in Minecraft. What are you waiting for? Join us!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

💎 The Perfectum SMP: Where even creepers are welcome! 💥🤣

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Perfectum SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Requirements	Application only, 15+
Features	Dedicated moderators, unique datapacks, regular events, Discord integration, BlueMap

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server type?	The server is semi-vanilla.
What are the requirements to join?	It is application only and players must be 15 or older.
What features does the server offer?	Dedicated moderators, unique datapacks, regular events, Discord integration, and BlueMap integration.
How can I join the server?	Follow the links to the Discord server and website provided above to start your adventure!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Blasted Ammo Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the ammo count is just a suggestion and the cutscenes are pure chaos! Join us for a wild ride as your character shoots their gun in a cutscene, but don’t worry, your ammo count magically stays the same when the game resumes. It’s like having unlimited bullets without the guilt of cheating! So come on over and experience the thrill of never running out of ammo, only on our insane Minecraft server. Who needs logic when you have unlimited firepower?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Protest for Palestine Minecraft SMP Pay Up or Get Griefed

Affiliates, anti-White protests, Black, complicit, divided and conquered, GRIEFED.., Jewy, Manolo de los Santos, Minecraft, narrative, palestine, Pay, protest, smp, social justice, TAXES, UIC, UIC portal project, Whitey, Wokey golem, ZOG

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. The server is run by a group of mischievous golems who are constantly pranking and trolling the players. Just when you think you’ve built the perfect house, they’ll turn it into a giant potato!

2. The currency on this server is not diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s taxes! That’s right, you have to pay taxes to the server admins in order to keep playing. But don’t worry, they accept payment in the form of virtual cookies.

3. The community on this server is like no other. We have a group of players who are convinced that a secret society called ZOG is controlling everything in the game. They’re always on the lookout for clues and trying to uncover the truth behind this mysterious organization.

4. One player, Manolo de los Santos, claims to have found a portal to another dimension within the game. He’s always posting cryptic messages in the chat and trying to recruit other players to join him on his quest to explore this strange new world.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this insane SMP! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	255

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyCubers Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where teamwork is key! Unlike some employees in a certain small business, we actually help each other out and work together to achieve greatness. Join us and never worry about selfish players demanding others do their tasks for them.

On our server, everyone pulls their weight and contributes to the success of the team. We don’t tolerate lazy players who refuse to help others in need. Plus, we have doctors on call to make sure everyone is healthy and able to do their tasks.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of that one uncooperative employee. Let’s work together, have fun, and build amazing things in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BeepBoiCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the MAMILs and their refusal to pull over for anyone! Join us and experience the thrill of driving without any pesky cyclists in your way.

Imagine a world where you can actually make it to your destination without being stuck behind a slow-moving cyclist. On our server, you can finally get to your virtual mum’s house without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be some virtual cyclists who refuse to pull over even in the Minecraft world. Don’t worry though, you can always give them a gentle beep on your virtual horn to let them know you mean business.

Join us on this epic Minecraft server and show those stubborn cyclists who’s boss. And remember, in our world, emergencies are always a valid excuse to honk your horn and drive like a maniac. See you there!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Love Letters Sent:	20
Dragons Tamed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SadSMPTravelz

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Have you ever been to a Minecraft SMP so boring, even the creepers yawned? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rain, talking cows, and secret dungeons that lead to a land of endless cake! Say goodbye to boring biomes and hello to a world where the grass is made of candy and the villagers break out into dance parties every night. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

InsecuritiesCraft

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Are you tired of being judged by your blocky appearance in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, everyone is a beautiful pixelated masterpiece! No more worrying about your square head or stubby arms, embrace your inner Minecraft model on our server!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of virtual plastic surgeons ready to give you a pixel-perfect makeover. Say goodbye to those unsightly pixels and hello to a brand new you!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Defeat the Blocktopus and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for days!

So come on down to our server and let your blocky beauty shine! Who needs real-world insecurities when you can be a pixelated powerhouse in Minecraft?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	233
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

KiwiCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, imagine this, fam. This server is so lit, even New Zealand’s naval ships wanna join in on the fun! They heard about all the epic battles and crazy adventures happening on this server and they just couldn’t resist. But oops, looks like they got a little too caught up in the action and lost their first ship to the sea since WW2. RIP to that ship, but hey, at least they went out in style, right? So if you wanna be part of a server so wild that even naval ships can’t stay away, come join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to go down in Minecraft history. Let’s get this party started, yo! 🚢🌊🔥 #RIPnavalship #crazyadventures #Minecraftmadness

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

QudsCraft: Missing in Action

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So, like, this server is so lit that even the Iran Quds Force chief can’t handle it! Like, he’s been MIA since the Beirut strikes because he’s been too busy trying to survive in our crazy Minecraft world. We’ve got mobs that will make even the toughest warriors pee their pants, and our PvP battles are so intense that even the bravest players have been known to cry for their mommies. But don’t worry, we’ve also got epic builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality. So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your sanity, join us now! Just remember to bring extra underwear, because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Clock Out, Winter Right, Summer Once

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join our epic minecraft server where the clocks are always broken and time is just a suggestion. one time, a player got stuck in a loop where it was always tuesday and they had to eat nothing but carrots for a week. it was wild.

we have a secret underground city filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they throw parties every night and only the coolest players are invited.

if you join our server, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a land made entirely of cheese. be careful though, the cheese monsters are not to be trifled with.

come build, explore, and laugh your way through our wacky world. who needs normal when you can have absolute chaos? join now and see what adventures await you!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Potions Brewed:	132
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Broomstix: Where flying on Sundays is the only rule! Unlock the magic in this enchanting server world!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Java & Bedrock IP	play.broomstix.net
Default ports
Discord server	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:

Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version: 1.21 Tricky Trials
Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required)
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Put a lead on mobs to teleport them
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No grief
Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation allowed in the overworld
In-game private messaging, homes and /sethome and player to player teleportation (/home, /w, /msg, /tell, /r, /tpa, /tpahere)
Minecraft-Discord integration to interact with the community even when away from the game
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, a public market, and tutorial warps

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server compatible with both Java and Bedrock editions?	Yes, the server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock editions.
What is the server’s difficulty level?	The server is set to Hard difficulty.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, the server offers custom enchantments, the ability to teleport mobs with leads, and more.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on the server.
Can players teleport to other players?	Yes, players can use commands such as /tpa and /tpahere to teleport to other players.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8