B L E A C H – M I N E C R A F T S M P | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CleanCraft: Wife Edition

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Are you tired of feeling like a lonely, unheard slave in your own home? Do you want to escape to a world where you can be the master of your own destiny? Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life troubles behind!

On our server, you can build your dream home without anyone making a mess or labeling you as “angry.” Want to teach your daughter some independence skills? No problem, she’ll actually listen to you here! And don’t worry about your wife complaining about the mess – on our server, everything stays clean and tidy.

Escape the cycle of frustration and join our Minecraft server today. Who needs therapy for PTSD when you can just block out the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise? Plus, no one will judge you for wanting to distance yourself from your family – in fact, they’ll probably join you in building a fortress of solitude.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly therapeutic experience. Divorce may be inevitable in real life, but in our virtual world, the only thing you’ll be divorcing is your old, messy life.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Ores Mined:	9163	Alien Abductions:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CrisisCraft SMP: My Diamond Sword

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Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, feeling like a sad little block? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because our SMP is here to save the day! Join us and discover a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party.

Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and build a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and over a pit of lava. Who needs therapy when you can ride a minecart through a fiery inferno?

Feeling lost and alone? Don’t worry, our SMP is like a big dysfunctional family where everyone argues over who gets to be the king of the castle and who has to clean up after the pigs. It’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions and less dramatic close-ups.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and let Minecraft be your therapist, your best friend, and your favorite reality show all rolled into one. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky world the same way again!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

LoudCarGriefersCraft

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Are you tired of hearing those obnoxiously loud vehicles roaring by your house at all hours of the day? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have banned all loud vehicles from existence! No more revving engines or screeching tires to ruin your peaceful gaming experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Watch in awe as these groovy llamas bust out their best moves on the dance floor, all while wearing stylish sunglasses and top hats.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of highly trained ninja chickens? These feathered warriors will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you. Plus, they make a mean omelette for breakfast.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most llama-tastic gaming experience of your life! Join now and say goodbye to loud vehicles forever!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Astral Projections Made:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SaiedCraft2023

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we vote for the best block and the losers get thrown in jail! saied is our fearless leader who always wins because he can build the best dirt houses! join us for some crazy fun and maybe you’ll get re-elected as the top builder in tunisia!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9486
Chimeras Created:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Gaslighting Gurus: Blame Shifters

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests, insane challenges, and mind-boggling puzzles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers, zombies, and even the occasional Ender Dragon. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve done the electric slide with a skeleton.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. And remember, the people who accuse others of gaslighting tend to be the ones who are gaslighting them. But don’t worry, our llamas have got your back. Let’s get this party started!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Crops Grown:	2110	Divine Spears Created:	27
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

KetoCraft: Carb-Free Adventure

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LOL DO YOU WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER?? WELL LET ME TELL YOU, WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A MUD BATH.

SO BASICALLY, THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF STEVE DECIDED TO EAT NOTHING BUT CAKE AND THEN STARTED FLYING AROUND LIKE A CRAZY CHICKEN.

WE GOT DIAMONDS COMING OUT OF OUR EARS AND CREEPERS THAT TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE.

JOIN US AND YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN GOLD LIKE A DOLPHIN IN A SEA OF LAVA.

SO COME ON OVER AND LET’S BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, CHEESE.

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Emeralds Found:	5521	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

FerrumPlay 2.0 – New season! Minecraft server

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What is FerrumPlay 2.0? FerrumPlay 2.0 is a free-to-play project aimed at vanilla survival without private parties and unnecessary garbage, where players have complete freedom of action, and the future of the server depends only on them.Private? Yes, although FerrumPlay is a private server, anyone can play on it. To access the server, you must be linked to a Discord account.Additional questions? Contact our Discord server: dsc.gg/ferrumplay

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	2286	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Modern Anarchy: Where chaos reigns and creepers are the real rulers!

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Welcome to Modern Anarchy – A Dedicated Community of Anarchy Enthusiasts!

Server IP	modern-anarchy.org

Anarchy at Its Finest with a Dedicated Community:

Hack like a pro, build empires, survive the chaos.
No bans ever – only mutes for chat spam.

Forge Your Path in a Pure Vanilla World:

Experience the true essence of Minecraft with no vanilla altering plugins or meddling admins.
Reach your potential in this survival wasteland with no resets ever.

World Exploration Extravaganza:

Explore a 6 million block-wide world with a 3 million world border.
Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0, allowing you to redefine your survival journey.

No Teleports, No Shortcuts: Authentic Vanilla Anarchy

Hard Difficulty, No Compromises: Test your survival skills in the toughest conditions.
Speed and flight hacks limited to encourage pvp; bypass if you can, no rules!
Uncover the mysteries below spawn – good luck!

Shape the Future with Direct Input:

Join our Discord and engage with the community.
Server owner, Vorlice, is available for technical queries.
Launched in July 2023, always synced with the latest version (1.21.1).
Powered by robust hardware in New York for a lag-free experience.

Support the Chaos:

Vote or donate to color your name in chat and stand out in the vibrant community.

Server IP: modern-anarchy.org

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	234
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Farms Harvested:	913
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MonMon Minecraft Server

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Are you ready for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun! We’ve got exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the creepers throw tea parties. Rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a llama into battle and shoot fireballs from your fingertips. Plus, word on the street is that a second pregnancy is imminent on the server – who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans that will bring! So come on over and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Mines Excavated:	3746
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

AG Peach Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience, AGPeach! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is actually a giant peach that you have to climb to enter the server. It’s like a fruity challenge just to get started!

2. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server. Want diamonds? Better start trading with those llama overlords!

3. The admin team consists of a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by replacing their houses with giant bamboo structures. It’s all in good fun, right?

4. Our Nether is filled with flying pigs who shoot fireballs out of their snouts. It’s like a bacon-themed fireworks show every time you enter the Nether!

5. We have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, it’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens with laser eyes.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join AGPeach and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Momma’s Minecraft Server: No Emotional Support Needed

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Are you tired of being the emotional support for your mom’s never-ending drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is between you and a creeper! No more being dragged into family feuds or forced to be a buffer at awkward gatherings. On our server, you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with your friends without any family drama ruining the vibe.

Say goodbye to being the mediator between warring family members and hello to a world where the only conflict is between players battling it out in epic PvP matches. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind – because who needs that when you can be mining for diamonds and fighting off zombies instead?

So come on, ditch the family gatherings and join our server for a drama-free gaming experience like no other. Trust us, it’s way more fun than being stuck in the middle of your mom’s feud with your aunt. Plus, we have virtual cake that won’t be ruined by family tension – what more could you ask for?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Towns Built:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

GF vs Charity – Who Wins?

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Are you tired of real-life drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any messy divorces or angry girlfriends!

Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and forget about all your real-life problems. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a whole community of fellow players to build and explore with?

So why wait? Join our server now and start building your virtual dream house without any financial commitments or drama! Who needs real life when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Farms Harvested:	734

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

StudyCraft SMP – No Boredom Allowed!

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Are you tired of studying alone and falling asleep in your textbooks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate study buddy you never knew you needed! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper encounters, epic building competitions, and secret underground libraries where you can actually study in peace (if you can survive the zombie apocalypse, that is). Who needs boring old textbooks when you can learn about redstone engineering by building a working roller coaster or study history by reenacting epic battles with your fellow players? So come on, join us and say goodbye to boredom forever!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PerfektionCraft

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where every block is perfectly placed, just like in that one movie where the director was a block placing genius. Rumor has it, the entire movie was actually filmed in our server because it was just that good. So if you want to be a part of cinematic history and witness the ultimate block placing experience, come join us now!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

EuroDroneWar Minecraft Server

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lolz join our epic minecraft server cuz we got a dutch defense minister who will give u 400 mln euros for a drone action plan with ukraine like wut even is that??? come build ur own drone army and take over the server with ur epic flying machines. who needs diamonds when u got drones, amirite??? plus, u might even get to meet the dutch defense minister in game and get some insider tips on how to rule the world with ur drones. join now and start ur journey to world domination, one drone at a time!!!! #dronelife #minecraftmadness #dutchdefenseministerOP

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Towns Built:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6