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PainfulPunchline – Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Cruel, Cutting, Devastating, emotional, Harsh, HEARTBREAK, Heartbreaking, hurtful, insensitive, Minecraft, PAINFUL, painful conversations, painful experiences, painful memories, painful past, painful quotes, painful relationships, painful truths, painful words, PainfulPunchline, smp, Words

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3722
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Dragon Eggs Found:	2634	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Towns Built:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SMP FOR THE MOST EPIC AND INSANE FUN EVER! We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts, and unicorns that poop out diamonds! Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will make sure you have the time of your life. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items that only the bravest players can find. So come join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CraftMastersGuild

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5628
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Towns Built:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Dimension Hops:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	17

Are you tired of mining for hours on end in Minecraft just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have diamond-filled caves that literally rain diamonds on you as soon as you step foot inside!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a team of trained pigs that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury in Minecraft like never before! Who needs to mine when you can have everything handed to you on a silver platter (or in this case, a diamond platter)?

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9943
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2858	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1906
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mines Excavated:	3869
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Star Shards Collected:	86
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	447

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3775
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1924
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	467	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Enchantments Applied:	298
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2894
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5515
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Divine Spears Created:	21	Star Shards Collected:	107
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6410
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2574
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	175	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	27

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4035
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	331	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5004
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7851
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Potions Brewed:	153	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Albendazole, Combination Treatment, cote, Cote d’Ivoire, Crafty, d’ivoire, Human Patients, Ivermectin, Low Sensitivity, Novel Species, PARASITES, trichuriasis, Trichuris incognita

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8585
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

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oN thIs sErver, yOu cAn fInd tHe mOst ePic bUilds aNd tHe cOolest pLayErs arOund. wE’vE gOt mOre dIamonds thAn yOu cAn cOunt aNd mOre eNchantments thAn yOu cAn sHake a sTick aT!

bUt wHat rEally sEts uS aPart iS oUr cRaZy cOmmunity. wE’vE gOt pLayErs frOm aRound tHe wOrld, iNcluding sOme fRom côte d’ivoire! yOu nEver kNow wHat kInd Of aDventures yOu’ll hAve oN oUr sErver.

sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!

Vanilla Survival Minecraft server

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PC, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9613
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

The owner of the “Vanilla Survival” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Mainkrot.aternos.me

Players:	99/900	Votes:	371
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	576282	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5