The Azure SMP is a server with an active, engaged community and we are looking to add some more members now that we are in full swing! We have a full economy and town region at the center of the map.
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 4407 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
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| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 9118 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for building upside-down houses and riding pigs into battle. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.
2. We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves while being chased by creepers. It’s a real blast!
3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that he uses to conquer neighboring kingdoms. Join us and you could be his next loyal subject!
4. We hold regular “Build Battle” events where players have to construct the most ridiculous and impractical structures possible. From giant toilets to floating castles made entirely of cake, creativity knows no bounds on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 192 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
But that’s not all! We have secret treasure chests hidden throughout the map filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Rumor has it that if you find them all, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle.
And if you’re lucky, you might even run into our resident Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, his jokes are fire… literally. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground twintail society, where members gather to discuss the latest twintail trends and plan world domination. Will you be the next twintail mastermind to join their ranks?
So if you’re ready to embrace the twintail lifestyle and embark on wild adventures with fellow twintail enthusiasts, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let the twintails fly!
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Join us for epic events like the Halloween Rebellion of 108, where you can battle dragon girls and water margins in a showdown of epic proportions. And don’t miss out on our Summoning event, where you can pick up Huyan Zhuo and add some serious firepower to your team.
But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Great Void Sea Battle and embark on an Imaginary Scramble to the surface with Nautilus. It’s a wild ride that will leave you breathless (literally, because you’ll be underwater).
And if you’re looking for some pre-release excitement, our server is the place to be. We’ve got campaigns galore, including the Halloween Rebellion of 108: A Dragon Girl’s Water Margin. It’s like a fantasy novel come to life, but with more pixelated pigs.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures, like the elusive chaldeaCoin or the legendary Damage Calculator. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in Minecraft (but way more fun).
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 68 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 28 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this woolly wonder?
And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built dungeon filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. Can you survive the ultimate dance-off and claim the treasure hidden within?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just enter the top-secret disco code 7sG6rZ59 and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Rumor has it they can build a castle in under 10 minutes flat. Join now and witness their epic building skills firsthand!
Don’t miss out on the chance to join our wacky community where we have weekly llama races and a giant chicken statue that lays golden eggs. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
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| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2799 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Our subs for episode 3 are available at a top-secret location (https://files.catbox.moe/0frok7.ass) and were stolen from Chinese subs because we like to live life on the edge. Special thanks to the one dude who actually watched episode 2 and called out the crap subs in the nyaa comment section – we fixed the mistakes and made it even more ridiculous (https://files.catbox.moe/fp7g85.ass).
And let’s talk about the guys in this anime – 5 yakuman tenpai in one hanchan? Without cheating? What in the world is going on here? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself, because normal is boring and we like to keep things interesting. Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way through Minecraft together!
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is full of insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep you entertained for hours on end. From epic heists to hilarious mishaps, you never know what will happen next in this crazy world.
But that’s not all! We have a dedicated Youtube channel, Twitch channel, VOD channel, Twitter, and even a shop for all your Dokibird merch needs. And let’s not forget about the OP Sauce – it’s so good, it’ll make you question reality.
Plus, we have the Selen Tatsuki Archives, where every achievement and memory is still hers, no matter what. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can play Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery – it’s a real brain teaser!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure, where the only rule is to be a Smart Goon and ignore all the drama and chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 705 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Join us for a wild ride filled with nonsensical builds, ridiculous challenges, and brain cell-killing activities. Our community is full of players who have fully embraced their low IQ and are thriving in this chaotic environment.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have decided to give humans a taste of what it’s like to be on the other end of the intelligence spectrum. So if you’ve ever wanted to be outsmarted by a sea creature, this is the place for you!
So come on down and join us for a truly mind-boggling experience. Who needs a high IQ when you can have this much fun being a complete derp?
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the elusive Creeper Cow, a cow that explodes in a shower of fireworks when you milk it.
Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s as crazy as a pack of Endermen on caffeine. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing like a zombie with a tickle in its brain!
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 89 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary player known only as “your cunt.” Rumor has it that they can build a house out of diamond blocks in under 5 minutes. If you can track them down and challenge them to a build-off, you might just learn a thing or two about Minecraft mastery.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: do you know who this is? No, seriously, do you? Because we have a mysterious player who goes by that name and they have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that they’re willing to share with anyone who can solve their riddles.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
