Minecraft Server Overview

Host dontplaythisserver.com
Website https://www.azpbmd.com/

Check us out at AZPBMD on TikTok and Instagram!

Rules:

  • No hacked clients of any kind
  • No x-raying of any kind
  • The only approved clients are vanilla and optifine
  • Any client that allows hacks will result in a ban

Warning: Chat is unmoderated, so if you are a parent you might consider this server inappropriate for your children.

FAQ

Q: When was the server created?

A: A Zombie Pigman Brooke My Door was created in late 2019.

Q: What are the rules of the server?

A: The rules are no hacked clients of any kind, no x-raying of any kind. The only approved clients are vanilla and optifine. Any client that allows hacks will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any specific server features?

A: The server stays up to date with the newest official Minecraft releases, runs minimal plugins for a true vanilla feel, and is Bedrock compatible. There is no AFK kick and no Vote to Win.

Q: Where can I find more information about the server?

A: You can visit the server’s website at https://www.azpbmd.com/

Updated November 7, 2024

Players: 97/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Piggy Minecraft SMP Body

    Piggy Minecraft SMP Body
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild as the mobs! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I have the body of a pig! That’s right, I may look like a regular player, but underneath this armor is a snout and curly tail just waiting to be unleashed.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the elusive Creeper Cow, a cow that explodes in a shower of fireworks when you milk it.

    Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s as crazy as a pack of Endermen on caffeine. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing like a zombie with a tickle in its brain!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 32 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Crafty Cunt Minecraft Server

    Crafty Cunt Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and play poker. Trust us, you’ve never seen a creeper bluff like this before!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary player known only as “your cunt.” Rumor has it that they can build a house out of diamond blocks in under 5 minutes. If you can track them down and challenge them to a build-off, you might just learn a thing or two about Minecraft mastery.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: do you know who this is? No, seriously, do you? Because we have a mysterious player who goes by that name and they have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that they’re willing to share with anyone who can solve their riddles.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Future Minecraft SMP

    Future Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers that follow the same old Western values and culture? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we throw all that out the window and embrace the chaos!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a dancing creeper. Yes, you read that right. Our llamas are trained in the art of synchronized dancing and our creepers have some killer moves.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely out of potatoes and insists on being addressed as “Your Spudliness.” Rumor has it that he once defeated an army of evil chickens with nothing but a baked potato.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as it gets, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor. And maybe a spare potato or two, just in case.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Haunted Chests Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Euphoria & Kaleido Minecraft Server

    Euphoria & Kaleido Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Loki-sama celebrating 30K subscribers by drinking beer and reading marshmallows? Look no further than our server! We’ve got original songs like “Playing Favourites” and “AposTASTY” that will make you question reality. Plus, we have covers of “Identity” that will blow your mind!

    Join us and play games like Rust, GTA, and Armored Core 6 with Pico-chan and Yuu. And don’t forget about our break-taking Memory who will be back at the end of the month to bring even more chaos to the server.

    With characters like Runie Ruse, Eimi Isami, Muu Muyu, and more, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Honkai Star Rail General Minecraft SMP

    Honkai Star Rail General Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and wacky shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick. From building towering castles to fighting off hordes of zombies, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free imaginary harmony potion, a fire nihility sword, and a code for unlimited diamond armor. Plus, you’ll get to hang out with our awesome community of players who are always up for a good time.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Terra A – Givik.top Armlix.ru Minecraft server

    Terra A – Givik.top Armlix.ru Minecraft server

    Terra A is a classic survival server where you can feel the very atmosphere of the old Minecraft. We do not have wipes or donations, but we will be grateful for financial support of the server in a small amount. We recommend visiting our website and registering on it, as well as joining the discord server. Our server is rebooted daily to ensure stable operation. Waiting for you!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Potions Brewed: 163
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Life or Death Minecraft Server

    Life or Death Minecraft Server
    Tired of being attacked by creepers, skeletons, and zombies every time you step outside in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We promise that every random encounter will be a peaceful interaction with adorable bunnies and friendly villagers. Say goodbye to constantly fighting for your life and hello to a world where the only thing you’ll be battling is your uncontrollable laughter at the antics of our quirky NPCs. Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Gods Slained: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Wasted RAM Minecraft SMP

    Wasted RAM Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP where we believe that an unused RAM is wasted RAM! Why settle for just playing on any old server when you could be experiencing the ultimate Minecraft adventure with us? Our server is so epic that even the creepers are scared to explode because they know they can’t handle the level of awesomeness we bring to the table.

    We have legendary tales of players who have tamed dragons and ridden them into battle against hordes of zombie pigmen. Our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player accidentally build a house on someone else’s land, and instead of getting mad, they became best friends and built a castle together.

    But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players are invited to. Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a hidden lever that opens up a secret passageway to the coolest dance floor you’ve ever seen. The music is bumping, the drinks are flowing (in-game of course), and everyone is doing the floss dance like their lives depend on it.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection, but who’s counting?). Don’t let your RAM go to waste – join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 3474
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Gay Pride Minecraft Server

    Gay Pride Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where liking other men is not just accepted, it’s practically mandatory! Because let’s face it, who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can build fabulous rainbow-colored houses and mine for diamonds with your fellow fabulous players?

    But beware, if you’re not feeling the gay vibes, you may find yourself spontaneously bursting into show tunes or developing a sudden obsession with glitter. So come join us and embrace your inner diva, because on this server, being gay is the only way to play!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Towns Built: 9 Animals Bred: 68
    Epic Shields Constructed: 16 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • GF Goals Minecraft SMP

    GF Goals Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being forever alone in Minecraft? Join our SMP and you’ll have a better chance of finding a girlfriend who looks like a pixelated goddess! We have a secret love potion plugin that guarantees you’ll find your perfect match within 24 hours of joining. Plus, our resident matchmaker villager has a 100% success rate in setting up couples – just ask Steve and his Enderman girlfriend! Don’t miss out on the chance to find love and diamonds in our crazy SMP.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • ChunkyChick Minecraft SMP – Female Fatfur Thread: Anatomy Edition

    ChunkyChick Minecraft SMP – Female Fatfur Thread: Anatomy Edition
    Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter – /femfat/! Join us for a wild ride through a world where female fatfurs reign supreme. Our previous thread was so lit, even the creepers couldn’t handle it!

    We’ve got writefags dropping stories crazier than a creeper explosion, and our pastebin is filled with more drama than a villager trading scandal. And don’t even get me started on our paid content – kemono.party artists are serving looks hotter than a blaze in the Nether.

    Looking for some juicy anatomy discussions? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here. From thicc thighs to voluptuous curves, we’ve got everything you need to satisfy your wildest Minecraft fantasies.

    So why join /femfat/? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP server where bad anatomy bothers us more than a creeper sneaking up on you in the dark? Join us now and embrace the chaos – just make sure to watch out for those pesky Endermen!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Ban Happy Minecraft Server

    Ban Happy Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being pushed around by left-wing internet overlords? Do you want to escape the endless sea of interracial porn being forced upon you? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and fight back against the oppressive left-wing regime by building your own virtual world where you are the master of your own destiny. Vote for freedom, vote for fun, vote for our Minecraft server! (Disclaimer: We do not actually condone banning people from the internet or spamming them with porn, that’s just ridiculous)

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • [Tremendous News] Minecraft SMP

    [Tremendous News] Minecraft SMP
    🤣 Get ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, our top player Iyo Sky(34) is not just a regular player, she is the God of Joshi wrestling, the biggest draw in the universe, and the soon-to-be WWE Women’s World Champion! She’s cute, pure, strong, and has a great butt (yes, that’s important). Plus, she hates aOSU and is a cat enthusiast – what more could you ask for in a Minecraft SMP leader? Join now and become part of the Iyomaniacs, the most uplifting and hilarious group of players you’ll ever meet! And remember, we are ABSOLUTELY FEARLESS, just like Iyo Sky(34) herself! So come on, join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together! 🌟🐱💪 #IyomaniacsUnite #MinecraftMadness

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • AlaradaFantasy Minecraft server

    AlaradaFantasy Minecraft server

    Magic, races, events, plot, mechanics, crafts, tools, recipes and much more – all this is AlaradaFantasy!

    But that’s not all, but there’s so much that is promising, isn’t it? On our server you really have a lot of possibilities.

    Do you want a regular PVE game?

    For you there is agronomy, fishing, brewing…

    Maybe you want PVP and battle?

    And for you we have classes, magic, skills and abilities…

    Or are you in the travel spirit?

    Not a problem, because you can take quests, study a custom map with beautiful generation, see other people’s cities…

    Or do you want to add your name to the server history?

    And this can be done without any problems, because there will be story events, events, battles, cities, politics for you…

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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