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BritPolCraft: BFF Edition

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos as we bring you the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ve ever had.

Ever wanted to battle giant spiders that traveled 3,000 miles in a box of bananas just to terrorize a UK school? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is crawling with creepy crawlies just waiting to give you the fright of your life.

And if that’s not enough, how about joining armed officers as they swarm a north London neighborhood after a woman in her 30s is shot in the leg? It’s like being in a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got IT outages delaying the import of perishable items to the UK by up to 20 hours, tories demanding the return of stop and search, and even a ban on schools teaching children about gender identity! It’s a rollercoaster of craziness that you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even come face to face with a “double rapist” caught by facial recognition cameras in Croydon. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Astral Projections Made:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Blocky Boners: Where Athletes Get Their Game On!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the real action is at!

Our server is so lit that even athletes can’t resist joining in on the fun. Why are athletes so horny, you ask? Because they know that our server is where they can show off their skills in epic PvP battles and dominate the competition.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret training ground for a top-secret government agency. So if you want to test your survival skills and see if you have what it takes to be a real-life spy, then this is the place to be.

Join us now and see why everyone is talking about our crazy, action-packed Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to conquer our virtual world!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Old, retired knitting circle SMP – no factions allowed!

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Conquest SMP Server Overview

Platform	Java and Bedrock
Mods	None
Required Texture Packs	None

Are you interested? Join our Discord server for information on how to join:

Link: https://discord.com/invite/6UNf7zWr

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is Conquest SMP?

A: Conquest SMP is a semi-vanilla faction war server where players can build and fight over territories. It is a new server with a growing community and effective moderation team.

Q: What platforms is Conquest SMP available on?

A: Conquest SMP is available on both Java and Bedrock platforms.

Q: Are there any mods required to play on Conquest SMP?

A: No, Conquest SMP does not require any mods to play.

Q: Are there any required texture packs for Conquest SMP?

A: No, there are no required texture packs to play on Conquest SMP.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ores Mined:	1425

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BlockyBabes – Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Helltaker to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of art, gameplay, tips, and discussions about how much you want to snuggle a demon (we won’t judge).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, imagine this: you control a man who journeys into the depths of Hell to create a harem of sharp dressed demon girls. It’s like a puzzle game, but with a spicy twist!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is not just about the game, it’s about the community. We have fanfic that will make you question reality, and fan projects like spin-off games, mods, and even dating sims! And every 20 threads, and on certain holidays, we have Harem Hellfighters – it’s like a battle royale, but with demon girls!

If that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a Level Editor Mod for those who want to get creative. And don’t worry about getting lost, we have guides for everything from completing achievements to mastering the game.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a hellishly good time! Who knows, you might even find your own demon waifu along the way. Just remember, all demons are welcome – even the sharp dressed ones.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Blocky Booty Adventures – Minecraft Server for Naughty Roleplay

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Are you tired of building boring old houses and mining for diamonds all day? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to spice things up with some steamy Erotic Roleplay! Join us for a wild ride where you can get down and dirty with other players in the most outrageous ways possible. From pixelated pillow fights to scandalous strip mining, anything goes on our server. So why wait? Join now and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay that will leave you blushing and begging for more!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftyQueers

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your browsing history? Look no further! Our server is like watching gay porn – it’s hot, it’s steamy, and it’s definitely not for the faint of heart. But don’t worry, just like after you finish, you’ll lose all interest in anything else once you start playing on our server. Join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your life choices in the best way possible.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	123	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Blocky Blunders: LOL Moments Galore!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: Chavo Guerrero Jr. suddenly becomes Andrade’s manager for a whole 15 seconds! That’s the level of chaos you can expect on our server. Join now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other wacky shenanigans will happen next? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Emeralds Found:	2200

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Any Server like Dad Jokes? Not Win-craft! PvP-Laughs!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Dungeon Realms
Server IP	play.dungeonrealms.net
Description	A server with custom gear, full loot PvP aspects, and the possibility of running into PvP in various zones.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there full loot PvP on this server?	Yes, there are full loot PvP aspects on Dungeon Realms.
Are there custom gear options available?	Yes, Dungeon Realms offers custom gear for players.
What is the focus of the server?	The server focuses on PvP aspects and the thrill of risking loot in a DayZ/Rust manner.
Can players encounter PvP in various zones?	Yes, players can run into PvP in many different zones on the server.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftyChop

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and act like a civilized player? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we embrace the true spirit of Minecraft by allowing players to rest, piss, and shit wherever they please! That’s right, no more holding it in while you’re in the middle of a intense mining session. Just let it all out and watch the world around you become a beautiful mess of bodily fluids.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet God, who watches over all the pee and poop with a mischievous grin. Rumor has it that if you offer him a golden plunger, he will grant you three wishes (although they may come with some…unintended consequences).

So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Who needs diamonds when you have a server like this? Let the pee and poop flow freely! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Jazzed Up Minecraft Madness with Derek Fisher

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Why should you join, you ask? Because Derek Fisher himself played for the Utah Jazz on our server! That’s right, you can team up with a basketball legend and dominate the virtual court while building epic structures in the world of Minecraft. Who knew that Derek Fisher had such mad building skills? Join now and experience the craziest crossover of sports and gaming you’ve ever seen!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

LonelyCraft: Man Up and Mine!

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Are you tired of hearing about the so-called “male loneliness epidemic”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to loneliness as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players who will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end.

Our server is guaranteed to cure any feelings of isolation because we have a secret potion that turns all players into social butterflies. Once you join, you’ll be surrounded by friends who will make you feel like the life of the party, even if you’re just mining for diamonds.

Don’t believe us? Well, let us tell you the story of Bob, who joined our server feeling down in the dumps. But after just one day of playing, he was laughing so hard that he forgot all about his troubles. Now, Bob is the king of the server, ruling over his loyal subjects with a diamond pickaxe in hand.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to loneliness forever. Who needs a partner when you have a whole community of hilarious players waiting to make you smile?

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftyCryptos: Where even our diamonds are more stable than your investments!

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Are you tired of constantly losing money on shitcoins? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate crypto paradise! Join us and experience the thrill of finding new virtual currencies that are constantly pumping – forget about real-life investments, this is where the real money is made! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually filled with hidden Bitcoin treasures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate crypto miner in our wacky world of blocky riches!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SamuraiCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old crap? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of magical pixies who will guide you through a mystical portal to a land filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair where you can battle giant spiders and zombie ninjas for epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of infinite power.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. How fucking epic is that!!??

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Endless Legions Commanded:	37

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ConfidentCraft: Where even the creepers fear us!

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where even the creepers are too scared to mess with you! Our fearless players have tamed the Ender Dragon and made friends with the Wither boss. You’ll never have to worry about getting ganked by a skeleton again, because they all bow down to our mighty players. So come on in and show off your confidence, just like this player here who’s staring down a pack of zombies without breaking a sweat. Trust us, on this server, you’re the one in control!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

RedstoneRiot

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! Picture this: you log in and suddenly everything is in RED and speaking SPANISH! Yes, you heard that right. The trees, the animals, even the blocks themselves are all speaking Spanish and glowing red. It’s like a fiesta in Minecraft!

But that’s not all, oh no. Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Mountain, where you can mine for delicious tacos instead of boring old ores. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Piñata Pig, who drops all sorts of amazing loot when you break him open.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knew playing in red and speaking Spanish could be so much fun? ¡Vamos!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1593	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3