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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 5249 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 7 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
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