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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 2842 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 7520 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
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