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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 2078 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 28 |
Crops Grown: | 7541 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Mines Excavated: | 2464 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 |
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