Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only nightmares you’ll have are about creepers blowing up your house! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re in a college dorm, trying to keep it clean and organized. But then finals week hits and you’re so stressed that you can’t even sleep. So, you pop some melatonin and have the wildest night terror of bugs crawling out of your flesh. And to top it all off, you wake up soaked in sweat and piss yourself!

But don’t worry, on our server, we don’t judge you for your accidents. We embrace the chaos and turn it into hilarious stories to share with your fellow players. So come join us and let’s create some unforgettable moments together.

And hey, if you ever need to flip a mattress to hide a pee stain, we’ve got your back. Our community is here to support you through all your crazy escapades, no matter how ridiculous they may be. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the laughter begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Crops Grown: 5148 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
Orbs of Power Found: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Meteorites Collected: 1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Gods Slained: 2
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • DragonCraft: Where Your Maid is a Dragon!

    DragonCraft: Where Your Maid is a Dragon!
    Welcome to our dragon maid themed Minecraft server! Are you tired of messy servers with griefers running amok? Fear not, for our dragon maids are here to keep the board clean!

    Join us for epic adventures and quests where you can ride on the backs of dragons and battle against evil mobs. Our dragon maids will swoop in and clean up any mess left behind, ensuring a pristine playing environment for all.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can find hidden treasures and rare loot. Rumor has it that a legendary diamond sword is hidden deep within the lair, waiting for a brave adventurer to claim it.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic of having your very own dragon maid to keep things in order. Who knows, you might even uncover the mysteries of the underground lair and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 196 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • AvrilCraft: Where Black People Are Actually Avril Lavigne in Disguise

    AvrilCraft: Where Black People Are Actually Avril Lavigne in Disguise
    Welcome to our totally not conspiracy theory Minecraft server, where you can uncover the truth behind the biggest mystery of our time – Are all black people secretly just Avril Lavigne in disguise, playing a joke on us all?

    Join us for a wild ride as you dig deep into the mines, searching for clues that will unravel this mind-boggling mystery. Build your own secret underground lair to hide from the Avril Lavigne impersonators who may be lurking around every corner.

    But beware, the Avril Lavigne lookalikes are not the only danger on this server. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is actually just Avril Lavigne in a Minecraft skin, pulling the ultimate prank on unsuspecting players.

    So come on, join us on this absolutely bonkers Minecraft server and discover the truth behind the Avril Lavigne conspiracy. Who knows, you may just find yourself face to face with the real Avril Lavigne herself, laughing at us all from behind her pixelated disguise.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • God’s Children Minecraft Funhouse

    God’s Children Minecraft Funhouse

    Are you tired of swimming aimlessly in the cosmic waters of Minecraft? Join our server and become a God’s child! We promise you won’t be doing backstrokes aimlessly anymore, unless you want to because that’s cool too. Amen to that!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Crops Grown: 4757
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • OverratedCraft: Where Games Get a Big Head

    OverratedCraft: Where Games Get a Big Head
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with mediocre ratings? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane games and ridiculous challenges that will have you laughing until you cry.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a unicorn riding a rainbow while juggling diamonds. Yes, you read that right. And that was just the beginning of their epic adventure on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary potato planting contest, where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken around the server for a whole day. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret dance party every Friday night in the End dimension. Trust me, you don’t want to miss it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest and most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs boring old servers when you can be a part of something truly unforgettable?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 21 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 45

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Crafty Comrades: Russian Drone vs. Mig-29s

    Crafty Comrades: Russian Drone vs. Mig-29s
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter. Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground lair filled with dancing pandas and disco llamas. And that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays diamond eggs. So come join us and experience the craziness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 23
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • 2020’s Dank Minecraft Server

    2020’s Dank Minecraft Server

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of 2020!

    Looking for a server that is so based it puts the 80’s, 90’s, and 2000’s to shame? Look no further, because this server is where it’s at!

    Reasons to join our server:

    Don’t miss out on the most lit Minecraft server of all time! Join now and experience the epicness for yourself!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Gods Slained: 2
    Runes Activated: 1 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 72 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Skeleton Shitshow: Friction vs Fresh Water Minecraft Server

    Skeleton Shitshow: Friction vs Fresh Water Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the friction is rotness and the water is fresh shit! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie chickens that drop diamonds when you defeat them. Yes, you heard that right, zombie chickens! – The sky in our server is made of cheese and you can literally fly by eating it. Who needs wings when you have a sky full of cheese? – Our server has a special event every Friday where all the skeletons break out into a synchronized dance routine. It’s like a spooky flash mob, but with skeletons!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Chimeras Created: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • RoachCraft: Where even the bugs are scared!

    RoachCraft: Where even the bugs are scared!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of the real world and dive into a world where cockroaches ride rats like horses, spiders the size of houses lurk in the shadows, and bats fly around dropping loot like it’s nobody’s business.

    Join us and explore a land where snakes build skyscrapers, centipedes run the economy, and you never know what kind of crazy creature you’ll encounter next.

    Forget about boring old Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride through a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional giant spider trying to eat you).

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • GuraCraft: Where Unironic Fans Unite!

    GuraCraft: Where Unironic Fans Unite!

    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring players and lackluster adventures? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of ironic Gura fans who are ready to take on the world of Minecraft in the most outrageous ways possible. From building giant statues of Gura to creating underwater cities in her honor, the possibilities are endless!

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll find unironic fans who not only excuse Gura’s behavior, but celebrate it with wild parties and events. Who knew that playing Minecraft could be so exciting?

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Gura fan to lead the charge in our epic adventures!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Divine Spears Created: 25
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Secret Passages Found: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Animal Kingdom: Where Zoophiles Rule and Pedophiles Drool

    Animal Kingdom: Where Zoophiles Rule and Pedophiles Drool
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join Trvthnvke? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent pigs who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you on your journey to become a Minecraft master.

    2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas who will challenge you to epic dance battles. Can you out-dance a llama? Join to find out!

    3. Our server is home to the rarest diamond cows that drop diamonds instead of milk. You’ll never run out of diamonds again!

    4. If you manage to find the hidden disco cave on our server, you’ll be transported to a world where everything is made of glitter and rainbows. It’s a party you’ll never forget!

    So what are you waiting for? Join Trvthnvke today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Mines Excavated: 3693
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Dimension Hops: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Pull It Minecraft Madness

    Pull It Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing smarter than joining is pulling it! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in the land. How, you may wonder? Because on our server, diamonds literally rain from the sky! That’s right, you can build your diamond castle without even having to mine for them.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. Imagine riding a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also protected by a magical force field that repels all griefers. So you can build to your heart’s content without fear of someone coming along and destroying your masterpiece.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 22 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • SororityCraft: Where Building is the Only Crime

    SororityCraft: Where Building is the Only Crime

    Welcome to our totally not illegal Minecraft server where you can live out all your wildest fantasies! Want to raid a sorority house and take down everyone inside? Well, here you can do just that! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and totally not real life.

    Join us for insane PvP battles where anything goes, including attacking sorority sisters with diamond swords and blowing up houses with TNT. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 370

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Crafty Cocktails – Godly Goblets

    Crafty Cocktails – Godly Goblets
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Mister Perfect from Bar K.

    Legend has it that Mister Perfect was just an ordinary player until he stumbled upon our server. Once he joined, his Minecraft skills skyrocketed to unimaginable levels. He became known as the King of the Blocks, building the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that his creations were so amazing, they made other players weep tears of joy.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride unicorns through fields of rainbow sheep, battle zombie llamas in epic showdowns, and even discover hidden diamond caves filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

    So why wait? Join our server now and become the next legend like Mister Perfect from Bar K. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Crafty Billionaire’s Adventure Land

    Crafty Billionaire’s Adventure Land
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can become The Chosen One and fulfill your destiny as the ultimate hero of the land! Not only will you embark on epic quests and battle fearsome monsters, but you’ll also have the chance to become a successful businessman and amass a fortune worth multi-billionares envy.

    But wait, there’s more! As the Bestest President of this server, you’ll have the power to make decisions that will shape the future of this virtual world. Will you be a benevolent ruler or a ruthless dictator? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough, you can also join the ranks of the Youth Christian Warriors and fight for justice and righteousness in every corner of the server. With your trusty sword in hand and your faith as your shield, nothing can stand in your way.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Fortune Cookie Craft

    Fortune Cookie Craft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the Chinese have fallen…and they can’t get up! 🤣

    Join now to witness the epic battle where the Chinese players have been defeated by a horde of chickens armed with diamond swords! It was a clucking good time, let me tell you. 🐔⚔️

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground noodle factory where players can trade their diamonds for the finest noodles in all of Minecraft. 🍜💎

    Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our Dragon Temple, where players can ride on the backs of fire-breathing dragons and soar through the skies in search of treasure. 🐉✨

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the chaos, laughter, and pure insanity that awaits you! 😜🎮

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Runes Activated: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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