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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 7634 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 2096 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Votes: | 9819 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family reunions are a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with skinny legends and thick drama. Our aunt-free zone guarantees no body-shaming comments, just pure gaming fun!
Are you tired of being told to “eat more and look like a real woman”? Look no further, because on our server, you can be as skinny as a Minecraft block and still slay the game. Take that, Auntie!
Join us and unleash your inner sass queen like our F18 player who shut down her aunt with the iconic line, “Well, at least I’m not fat.” Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead?
So, why wait? Join our server now and let’s build a world where skinny legends rule and thick skin is a must. Aunties not allowed, unless they can handle the heat of our lava-filled adventures!
