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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 1589 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were approached by a group of baby zombies riding on chickens. These tiny terrors challenged the player to a dance-off, and let’s just say things got pretty wild. The player ended up winning the dance-off and was rewarded with a pet llama that poops out diamonds. True story.
So if you want to experience crazy adventures, meet new friends (both human and zombie), and maybe even find love in a blocky world, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, only the most attractive players need apply.