Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the robots are getting in on the action! Our resident robot, Atri, is not only showing off her high-performance panties, but she’s also giving us some epic pantyshots – talk about high-tech fashion statements!

Join our server if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between Atri’s panties and her pantyshot – it’s a battle for the ages! Who knew that Minecraft could be so high fashion and high performance at the same time?

So come on down and join us for a truly outrageous and hilarious experience. Who knows what other crazy antics our robot friend Atri will get up to next? It’s a Minecraft SMP like no other, where even the panties are high performance!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Void Armor Forged: 30
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Lagoon Black Minecraft Server

    Lagoon Black Minecraft Server
    Hey gamers, have you ever wanted to experience a Minecraft server like no other? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where creepers give you hugs instead of exploding, where skeletons are actually just misunderstood dancers, and where the Ender Dragon is just a big, friendly lizard looking for a buddy to play with.

    Join our server and experience a Black Lagoon reboot like you’ve never seen before! In this wacky version, Roanapur is a peaceful paradise where the Lagoon Company spends their days learning valuable life lessons and spreading positivity. Revy is no longer a tough gunslinger, but a lovable tomboy who just wants to build sandcastles with you.

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with meme humor, unlikely friendships, and zero shooting (because who needs violence when you have friendship, am I right?). Trust me, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 10
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Mythical Relics Collected: 14

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • /yeah/ – Ethyria General Minecraft SMP

    /yeah/ – Ethyria General Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride with Enna, Millie, Nina (she graduated from Minecraft University, you know), and Reimu.

    Enna will serenade you with her beautiful builds, Millie will whip up some crazy redstone contraptions, Nina will show you the ropes with her expert Twitch streams, and Reimu will lead you on epic adventures through the Nether and beyond.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server also has Ethyria Essentials, where you can find all the secret tips and tricks to dominate the game. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this madness. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 24 Dragon Eggs Found: 6777
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • CraftyQueers Minecraft Server

    CraftyQueers Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that accepts everyone, no matter their orientation? Look no further! Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re straight, gay, or even a blocksexual (yes, we accept all orientations, even the ones you just made up).

    Join us and experience a world where discrimination is not allowed, just like creepers in your house. We don’t tolerate any hate speech, just like we don’t tolerate players who build ugly dirt houses (seriously, use some creativity).

    And hey, if you’re worried about your girlfriend getting mad because someone called you gay, don’t worry! On our server, being called gay is a compliment. In fact, we have a whole section dedicated to fabulous rainbow-themed builds.

    So come on in, join our server and let your rainbow flag fly high! And remember, on our server, everyone is welcome, even those who think diamonds are overrated (weirdos).

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 23 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • DietDrama-FreeZone

    DietDrama-FreeZone
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more exciting than Lisa’s kale smoothie recipes? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more adventure than a never-ending episode of The Biggest Loser.

    Our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about calorie tracking and meal prep. We’ve got more action-packed quests than Lisa has kale chips, and more surprises than a boomerang made of broccoli.

    Join us and escape the never-ending diet talk. Who knows, you might even run into a player who’s turning into a carrot! Don’t be rude like Lisa’s coworker, come join the fun and leave the food lectures behind. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! 🥳🎉

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Zombie Dances: 8
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Runes Activated: 8 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 662779 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • BlockyBadParentz

    BlockyBadParentz
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy parents who will make you question your sanity! Join now for a chance to witness parents throwing tantrums over virtual block building and hear them scream obscenities at their kids through the chat. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and Endermen! Don’t miss out on the drama, join our server today!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Villages Defended: 13 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 37 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 15

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Jinx Modded Server

    Jinx Modded Server

    Are you ready to transform your Minecraft world into something extraordinary?

    Introducing Better Minecraft Mod Pack – where creativity knows no bounds, and adventure awaits at every corner!

    Why Choose Better Minecraft Mod Pack?

    Enhanced Gameplay: Dive into a world where every block, mob, and biome is enhanced with new textures, mechanics, and surprises. From magical creatures to futuristic tech, our mod pack adds layers of depth to your gameplay. Friendly Community: Join a community where everyone is a friend, not just a player. Our servers are filled with welcoming, supportive, and passionate Minecraft enthusiasts eager to share tips, collaborate on projects, and explore together. Custom Mods: Experience mods that aren’t just better, but Better Minecraft. We’ve curated a collection that balances innovation with stability, ensuring your game runs smoothly while offering endless possibilities. Regular Events & Challenges: Engage in weekly events, build contests, survival challenges, and more. Whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an explorer, there’s something for everyone to enjoy and excel at. Dedicated Support: Got a question or need help? Our team is always on hand to assist, ensuring your journey in Better Minecraft is as smooth as it is thrilling. Send me a DM if you are interested!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12 Void Gems Collected: 20
    Mythical Quests Completed: 13 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • ICraft Network

    ICraft Network

    Spanish server with /premium and /offline after registration ESP 1.21.1 | SEMI PREMIUM | Residences | Jobs | Elevators | Backpacks | Kit | Ranks

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 80
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 29 Evil Twin Fights: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Meow-craft Adventures 1.21.1 – Now with purr-fect economy and cat-tastic McMMO!

    Meow-craft Adventures 1.21.1 – Now with purr-fect economy and cat-tastic McMMO!

    Felis & Fable Minecraft Server

    Feature Description
    Protected Homes Stake your claims with a golden shovel, earn claim clocks, set up to 10 teleports
    Keep Inventory Keep your items after death
    Server-Wide Warps Set up to 10 warps to shops, homes, or other locations
    Mailboxes Send letters or gifts to friends with crafted mailboxes
    Player Vaults Access up to 10 player vaults for extra storage
    Kits Claim newbie kit and other kits as you level up
    PyroFishing Catch new fish, make deliveries, sell fish, upgrade rods
    PyroMining Mine gemstones, sell fluxes, summon special bosses with rune dust
    McMMO Skills leveling feature with benefits as you level up
    Jobs Get paid for various tasks like fishing, mining, etc.
    Shops Create player shops to sell items to others
    Voice Chat Simple Voice Chat using proximity for in-game communication
    Invisible Item Frames Toggle visibility of item frames

    FAQ

    How do I get whitelisted on the server?

    Join our Discord server and follow the instructions to get whitelisted.

    Are there any resource packs or mods recommended for the server?

    Yes, we highly recommend using our resource packs and mods for the best experience.

    How do I stake claims on protected homes?

    Use a golden shovel to stake your claim, and earn claim clocks or purchase more.

    Can I create my own player shop?

    Yes, player shops are easy to create and can help you make money by selling items to other players.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 7508
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Brazilian Soda Pop Minecraft Server

    Brazilian Soda Pop Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the best soft drink is Brazilian! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Minecraft players stumbled upon a magical vending machine in the game. They inserted a diamond block and out popped the most delicious Brazilian soft drink they had ever tasted. From that day on, they knew this server was something special.

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy build battles, and the chance to discover more hidden treasures like the magical vending machine. Who knows what other Brazilian delights await you in this pixelated paradise? So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s explore this wacky world together!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 81 Mythical Relics Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Why are all controllers nowadays dogshit? Minecraft SMP

    Why   are   all   controllers   nowadays   dogshit?   Minecraft   SMP
    Are you tired of your controllers betraying you like a cheating ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your controller problems! Join us and experience a world where controllers never let you down, where they obey your every command like loyal minions.

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Controller King, a mystical being who grants special powers to those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that one lucky player even gained the ability to control the game with their mind alone! Will you be the next chosen one?

    So come on, leave those crappy controllers behind and join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and controller-friendly!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 10
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Endless Legions Commanded: 50

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • MommaCraft: No Entry for Grandma

    MommaCraft: No Entry for Grandma
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of narcissistic parents and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us if you’re tired of dealing with family members who refuse to apologize for their wrongdoings, just like our players who have cut off their toxic relatives.

    Embark on quests and build your own virtual family with other players who understand the struggle of setting boundaries and dealing with difficult family dynamics.

    Our server is a safe space where you can create your own rules and enforce them, just like how we enforce hand-washing and no-kissing policies for our in-game babies.

    So come on in, block that toxic family member from your life (and your server), and let’s build a better, drama-free world together! Remember, in this server, you’re the one in control – no apologies needed!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2110 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Chimeras Created: 4 New Chunks Explored: 876879

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • BlockyBeliefs: FutureFacepalms

    BlockyBeliefs: FutureFacepalms
    Imagine a world where people thought it was okay to NOT join our epic Minecraft server! In 50 years, they’ll look back and wonder how anyone could resist the temptation of our server’s awesomeness. We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Don’t be left in the past, join us now and be a part of history in the making!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Gods Slained: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 5898

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • CollideSMP

    CollideSMP

    The Best New SMP For Java And Bedrock Players! Join The DiscordThe Best New SMP For Java And Bedrock Players! Join The DiscordThe Best New SMP For Java And Bedrock Players! Join The DiscordThe Best New SMP For Java And Bedrock Players! Join The DiscordThe Best New SMP For Java And Bedrock Players! Join The DiscordThe Best New SMP For Java And Bedrock Players! Join The DiscordThe Best New SMP For Java And Bedrock Players! Join The DiscordThe Best New SMP For Java And Bedrock Players! Join The DiscordThe Best New SMP For Java And Bedrock Players! Join The Discord

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 38 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Mines Excavated: 4424 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 180
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • ShadeMC

    ShadeMC

    Shade MC is a Minecraft Lifesteal server that focuses on the Lifesteal game mode, where players can gain hearts from others by defeating them in PvP (player-versus-player) combat. The server features various custom plugins and configurations to enhance gameplay, making the Lifesteal experience more engaging and competitive. Players can join, form alliances, and participate in various events and activities designed to create a dynamic and challenging environment. If you’re interested in joining or learning more, you might want to visit the server’s website or community forums for details on how to connect and participate.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Ores Mined: 797 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Total Anarchy – Chaos, Creepers, and Craziness, Oh My!

    Total Anarchy – Chaos, Creepers, and Craziness, Oh My!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server IP 66.70.181.96:25615
    Description Total Anarchy is an actual anarchy server. No rules, no mods, no bans. Nothing to restrict you from doing what you want. Hack to your hearts content, dupe everything you own, do anything. Its what joining a small minecraft server was in 2011 before everyone was obsessed with protecting everything they did, when people understood minecraft was just as much of a building game as it was about destruction. Find the perfect balance here, at Total Anarchy

    FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Are there any rules on the server? No, there are no rules on Total Anarchy. Players are free to do as they please.
    Are there any mods on the server? No, there are no mods on Total Anarchy. It is a pure vanilla experience.
    Can I hack or cheat on the server? Yes, hacking and cheating are allowed on the server. Players are free to use any means to achieve their goals.
    Is there any protection for my builds or items? No, there is no protection for builds or items. Players should be prepared for potential theft or destruction.
    Can I play with friends on the server? Yes, you can invite friends to join you on Total Anarchy. However, be aware that they may also engage in anarchic behavior.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 26
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 71
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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