So, like, this server is so lit, even astronauts wanna join! There’s, like, an astronaut’s glove just floating around in space, waiting for you to come join the fun. Maybe the astronaut got sucked into a black hole or something, but who cares, right? Just come join us and maybe you’ll find some space treasure or something. And if you’re lucky, you might even get to ride a space llama. Yeah, that’s right, we have space llamas. So, like, what are you waiting for? Come join the craziest Minecraft server in the galaxy!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 3
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 483
Farms Harvested: 134 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
Orbs of Power Found: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 6348
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Crafty Queers: Where the Gay Bars in DC Are Always Poppin’!

    Crafty Queers: Where the Gay Bars in DC Are Always Poppin’!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

    Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse! But don’t worry, our friendly staff members will guide you through the chaos and help you survive. Plus, did we mention that all the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance with you?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking animals who are all experts in potion brewing. Want a potion that turns you into a unicorn? They’ve got you covered. How about a potion that makes you fly like a bird? No problem!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our epic PvP battles. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken while wielding a sword made of diamonds. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just click the link and prepare for a journey like no other.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3303 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Creeper Cologne Catastrophe

    Creeper Cologne Catastrophe
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with sweaty gamers who haven’t seen the light of day in weeks? Well, look no further because our server is filled with players who not only shower regularly but also smell like a field of daisies on a warm spring day.

    Join us for the chance to trade virtual soap bars and compete in our annual fragrance competition where the winner gets a virtual trophy shaped like a giant bar of lavender soap. Our community is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re playing Minecraft in a luxurious spa.

    So come on, join us and experience the sweet scent of success on our server. Who knew that smelling nice could be so rewarding in the world of Minecraft?

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Psycho Cop Chojo’s Crazy Craft Corner

    Psycho Cop Chojo’s Crazy Craft Corner
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, have we got the server for you!

    Join us on our server where the mobs have all been replaced with dancing llamas in top hats. That’s right, you’ll be fending off hoards of stylish llamas while trying to build your dream castle.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your blocky friends. Just watch out for the creeper DJ, he’s known to drop some explosive beats.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies riding on pigback.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, sorry for the late dump, new chapter is out!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Blocktopia: Where ‘life’ is just a respawn away!

    Blocktopia: Where ‘life’ is just a respawn away!
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrilling journey of a miner like never before! Just like the player’s dad who worked hard in the mines of communist Romania, you too can mine your way to success in our server.

    Embark on an adventure filled with intense mining challenges, secret police raids, and even overthrowing communist regimes in a bloody revolution! Work alongside Italian and Egyptian construction workers, but watch out for lazy coworkers who may try to slack off.

    Become a master builder, engineer, and miner all in one as you navigate through the ups and downs of life in our server. And remember, just like the player’s dad, always stand up for what’s right and never back down from a challenge. Join us now and unleash your inner miner!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 31 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Blockheads Gone Wild

    Blockheads Gone Wild
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Then come join us on our server where chaos reigns supreme!

    Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a horde of rainbow-colored creepers riding on flying pigs. But don’t worry, our friendly staff members are there to help you fend them off with diamond-plated water guns.

    Once you’ve survived the initial onslaught, you can explore our custom-built world filled with giant floating donuts, talking animals, and secret dungeons where the loot is so epic, it’ll make your grandma jealous.

    But that’s not all! We also host weekly events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and our infamous “TNT Party” where everyone blows up everything in sight for fun.

    So why are we like this? Because normal is boring, and we believe in making Minecraft as ridiculous and hilarious as possible. Join us today and prepare for the most insane gaming experience of your life!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 25 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    New Chunks Explored: 681004 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Pixel Punchers: The Ultimate Idol Smackdown

    Pixel Punchers: The Ultimate Idol Smackdown
    Are you tired of seeing everything clearly in Minecraft? Join our server where everything is a blur – it’s the Can’t See Shit Edition! Why join, you ask? Well, this server is like no other. It’s a place where you can find, share, and discuss idol VTubers who play fighting games and beat em ups. Yes, you heard that right – idols and fighting games, what a combo!

    But wait, there’s more! Not only can you discuss fighting games and idols, but you can also request games if you have no friends (we’ve all been there). And if you’re looking for a chuuba who plays fightan, we’ve got a selection of seiso idols ready for you to check out.

    And if you’re feeling lost in the world of fighting games, fear not! We have YouTube videos to help you git gud and an official guide to playing fightan (which will be updated, don’t worry).

    But that’s not all – we have news updates, cute girls manga to read when you’ve lost your motivation, and even a tournament between streamers with confirmed chubas Karubi and Hinano. Plus, no discords, no names, no fighting – only idols and love allowed here.

    So come join our Minecraft server where everything is a blur, but the fun is crystal clear! And remember, in this server, the only thing you’ll be fighting for is the top spot among the idols.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Alien Abductions: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Crafty Anon’s Blocky Adventures: ‘Did you rike the game, /v/?’

    Crafty Anon’s Blocky Adventures: ‘Did you rike the game, /v/?’
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, most insane, most ridiculous server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on!

    Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords! Build a castle made entirely of TNT and watch it explode in a glorious display of chaos and destruction!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, telling jokes that will make you laugh so hard you’ll fall off your minecart.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 28
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Crafty Creepers: Where even the zombies are confused about the hype!

    Crafty Creepers: Where even the zombies are confused about the hype!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as the real world political drama? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual war zone, with players constantly battling it out for power and control. Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through treacherous alliances and backstabbing betrayals. Who needs reality TV when you can immerse yourself in this virtual world of chaos and mayhem? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this cutthroat environment!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Demon Skulls Collected: 49 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45
    Void Armor Forged: 14 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • FunkyCraft – Where Minecraft meets Friday Night Funkin’! Join the fun at /funkg/ server!

    FunkyCraft – Where Minecraft meets Friday Night Funkin’! Join the fun at /funkg/ server!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with Friday Night Funkin’ madness and chaos.

    Fight Da Powah Edition is in full swing, with Erect Mode song teasers that will blow your mind. Check out the Funkin Crew’s blog posts and get ready to jam out to some funky beats.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got crossovers with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness, Spooky Month, and more! It’s a crossover extravaganza that will leave you speechless.

    Join our modding community and create your own funky creations. Need help? We’ve got resources and a mod wiki to guide you on your journey to funky greatness.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos and join us on this wild adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you on the server, funky warriors!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 19 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 69

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • The Endermen’s Fashion Show

    The Endermen’s Fashion Show
    Are you tired of blending in with the crowd on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, everyone wears black! That’s right, from head to toe, you’ll be rocking that edgy, mysterious look that will make you stand out from the rest.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: you and your black-clad comrades facing off against a horde of rainbow-colored warriors. It’s like a goth vs. unicorn showdown, and trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair on the server where a group of players have formed a cult dedicated to worshipping the almighty block. Yes, you heard that right. The almighty block. Who knows what kind of crazy rituals and sacrifices go on down there, but one thing’s for sure – it’s a one-of-a-kind experience you won’t find anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the masses wearing black. It’s a dark and twisted adventure that you won’t soon forget.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 27 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 8860
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • White Ninja Craft: Where Japan Becomes Majority White… in Minecraft!

    White Ninja Craft: Where Japan Becomes Majority White… in Minecraft!
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us on a wild adventure where Japan is magically transformed into a majority white population by the year 2050 – talk about a plot twist!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky characters like ninja pandas and samurai unicorns who will guide you through epic quests and challenges. And don’t even get us started on the rare loot you can find, like enchanted sushi swords and kimono armor that gives you the power to summon a giant Godzilla to fight by your side.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Chimeras Created: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Astral Projections Made: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Crafty McCraftFace: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure!

    Crafty McCraftFace: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure!
    Are you tired of mainstream vtubers with millions of viewers hogging all the spotlight? Do you want to be part of the elite group of viewers who appreciate the hidden gems of the indie vtuber world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us to discuss and share indie vtubers who have a minimum of 500 viewers, because we only cater to the VIPs of the virtual world.

    But wait, there’s more! You can even shill your 499view oshi here, because we believe in giving everyone a chance to shine. Our server is like a virtual red carpet for the underdogs of the streaming world.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret underground society of ducks who are secretly running the show. You won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else!

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and be part of the craziest, most exclusive indie vtuber community out there. Who knows, you might even discover the next big thing before they hit the mainstream!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 2535
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • VidyaCraft: Where /v/ threads are always about videogames

    VidyaCraft: Where /v/ threads are always about videogames
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that only focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle against evil chickens, participate in epic dance-offs with creepers, and even attend a virtual llama fashion show! Our community is filled with hilarious memes, outrageous pranks, and non-stop laughter. So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server in existence! Who needs boring old video game discussions when you can be a part of something truly epic like this? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Love Letters Sent: 18
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Crafty Comrades: Where Russians and POWs team up for epic adventures!

    Crafty Comrades: Where Russians and POWs team up for epic adventures!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the wild adventures of our Russian players who are obsessed with…wait for it…raping and gay sex! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and they’re just really passionate about their Minecraft roleplay.

    Join us for a chance to witness epic battles between Russian players as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will they conquer the land with their questionable tactics, or will they be thwarted by their equally outrageous opponents?

    So come on in and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous and hilarious at the same time? Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness – join our server today!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 38 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 33 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Curse of Binding Applied: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Dragon’s Dogma: Minecraft Edition – Where Dragons Mine and Villagers Craft! LOL

    Dragon’s Dogma: Minecraft Edition – Where Dragons Mine and Villagers Craft! LOL
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve combined the epicness of Dragon’s Dogma with the blocky world of Minecraft! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pawns, skills, and augments like you’ve never seen before.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a brave Minecraft player stumbled upon a mysterious portal that transported them to a realm where dragons roamed free and pawns were at their beck and call. They embarked on a quest to defeat the mighty dragon, armed with nothing but their trusty pickaxe and a team of loyal pawns by their side. Will you be the next hero to rise to the challenge?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Fight against other players in epic duels, using your Dragon’s Dogma skills to outwit and outmaneuver your opponents. Will you emerge victorious and claim the title of PvP champion?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on an adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just become the stuff of legends!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Divine Spears Created: 22
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8157 Undead Armies Raised: 0

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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