AssCraft: Where /v/ meets bootylicious adventures!

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4705
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Buildings Constructed:	37
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Star Shards Collected:	147
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9055

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! We have transformed /v/ into the ultimate ass-loving board, where you can build giant butt sculptures and participate in twerking competitions with other players.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Buttzilla, a massive creature made entirely out of butt cheeks that roams the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever it goes. Join forces with other players to take down Buttzilla and claim the coveted Golden Toilet Seat as your prize.

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring plenty of toilet paper – things tend to get messy around here!

SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9497
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	230	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

fun.skeletosmp.com

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7701
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Dragon Eggs Found:	2396
Players Killed by Monsters:	3117	Meteorites Collected:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Emeralds Found:	3826

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

skyvalleymc.servmine.com

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8496
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	199	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

mc-seaside.eu

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7733
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dimension Hops:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1774
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6739
Chimeras Created:	2	Buildings Constructed:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1853
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Void Gems Collected:	25
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4280
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	9810	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Animals Bred:	54	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Potions Brewed:	141	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6156
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6611
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Farms Harvested:	655	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2683
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	471	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Star Shards Collected:	216

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1231
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Emeralds Found:	6866
Animals Bred:	119	Holy Grails Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6863
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Farms Harvested:	893	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	224	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Dimension Hops:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8258
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Divine Spears Created:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
New Chunks Explored:	904721	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	931
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Buildings Constructed:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7978
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com