so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 57
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Meteorites Collected: 3
Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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