so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 90/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 19

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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