so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
Astral Amulets Crafted: 43 Epic Battles Fought: 5
Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Potions Brewed: 129

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

New Minecraft Server
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