so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
Royal Courts Attended: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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