ArcticPvP is a network that provides an amazing and fair gaming experience. With gamemodes like Factions, Practice and kitmap with more to come!
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server defeated a horde of creepers by singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for eternity.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with trash talking, diamond chickens, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for our Catuesday Edition where we offer resources, free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind!
But wait, there’s more! We have future meetups that will make you never want to leave your computer screen. From Tokusatsu watch parties to zombie movie marathons, we have it all. And don’t even get me started on our Twin Peaks meetup – it’s so mysterious, you’ll feel like you’re in another dimension.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have shared FATE farming, Mahjong tournaments, roleplaying meetups, and even a costume party mixer! Plus, who wouldn’t want to join our pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs watch party? It’s going to be so epic, you won’t even believe it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our outrageous Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Previously: insert random numbers and symbols – because we’re just that chaotic.
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Join us if you want a server that takes cross-contamination seriously. We have labeled boxes for your items, just like this player’s mom labeled their food. And don’t worry, we won’t let any guests sneak into your inventory like this unwanted guest snuck into the fridge!
Our server is so safe, even raw tomatoes and bananas won’t dare to come near you. And if they do, we’ll make sure they’re ban-anas from our blocky world!
So come join us, where the only burning sensation you’ll feel is the excitement of playing on our server. Just make sure to keep your boxes labeled and your allergies in check – we don’t want any Minecraft mobs triggering a reaction!
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 54 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re living in a telenovela. From secret adoptions to family medical history dramas, we’ve got it all. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness the chaos firsthand?
Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much drama? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 23 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Join us if you want to uncover top-secret Russian technology while building your own epic creations. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden bunker full of diamonds or accidentally trigger a drone attack with your epic redstone contraptions.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft spy, uncovering secrets and causing chaos in the most hilarious ways possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a drone, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
not only that, but we also got flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes, like wtf?! it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft. u ain’t gonna find that on any other server, i promise u that.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers and skeletons breakdancing? it’s like a rave but with mobs, it’s wild.
so, if u wanna experience the craziest, most outrageous stuff in minecraft, join us now! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even witness a herd of llamas doing the macarena, who knows? it’s a mad world out there in this server.
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest at spawn that’s guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players compete in epic dragon races across the End dimension. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn mount that will help you soar to victory.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, it’ll be a hilarious disaster either way)!
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building redstone contraptions. Want to learn how to make a chicken-powered flying machine? Look no further than our server!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. Join us and embark on a quest to uncover this mystical portal and claim your rightful place as the Pig King (or Queen) of our SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the absurdity begin!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Join our server for a wild ride of unpredictable weather events, where you never know if you’ll be able to cast your vote or if you’ll be too busy fending off flying pigs and cows. And hey, who needs a president when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?
So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs Florida when you’ve got a Minecraft hurricane party waiting for you?
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 39 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
