Looking for a Minecraft server where Arabs and Whites in Michigan are teaming up to swing bigly for Mr. T? Look no further! Our server is so rigged in favor of Mr. T that even the Dems have no shot at winning Michigan. Maybe there’s a little cheating involved, but who cares when you’re having this much fun building and battling it out in the virtual world? Join us now for a wild ride filled with crazy alliances and epic battles!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Void Gems Collected: 21
Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • SeatSnatcherCraft

    SeatSnatcherCraft
    Are you tired of entitled subway moms expecting you to give up your seat for their perfectly capable 8-year-old child? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone gets a virtual seat and no one can guilt trip you into giving it up!

    Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been victimized by subway shaming. Build your own virtual subway car and never worry about being judged for wanting to sit down after a long day of work.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special “Entitled Mom” role-playing mini-game where you can practice standing your ground and saying “no” to virtual entitled moms. Show them who’s boss in a world where you make the rules!

    So join us now and let’s create a world where everyone gets a seat, no matter how old they are!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 27 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • RoomSecrets Minecraft SMP

    RoomSecrets Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Runes Activated: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10 Void Gems Collected: 28
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • RespawnWishList

    RespawnWishList
    Do you wish your pet rock from 3rd grade was still alive? Or maybe that goldfish you won at the fair but accidentally flushed down the toilet? Well, on our server, we bring your wildest dreams to life! Join us and you just might find yourself face to face with your long lost pet rock, now transformed into a majestic diamond golem ready to fight by your side. Don’t miss out on the chance to reunite with your beloved childhood companions in the most epic way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 36
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Nano Ruler Minecraft Server

    Nano Ruler Minecraft Server
    u ever wanted to measure the distance between molecules in minecraft? well u can do that on our server! we have a microscopic ruler that can measure distances as small as one atom-wide! it’s like being a scientist but in a blocky world! join now to explore the infinitely small world of minecraft and show off your advanced techniques to all your friends! who knew minecraft could be so educational and fun at the same time? come join us and be a part of the tiny revolution!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 7930
    Runes Activated: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Kriegcraft

    Kriegcraft

    Welcome to Kriegcraft!

    a Towny earth server, featuring a 1:1500 earth survival map where YOU can make your own town and nation and decide the geopolitical events in the server.

    some interesting plugins you might like! (more plugins on server)

    – Advanced seasons (winter, summer, spring etc..) – quality armor ( Weapons, explosives etc..) – Vehicles ( planes, helicopters, tank and more!) – Towny ( create your own town & nation! – Brewery ( beer, vodka & much more!) – Advanced jobs! ( i bought the paid version so more fun for you! +mcmmo )

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Love Letters Sent: 11

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • The Imladris Conclave

    The Imladris Conclave

    Survival Minecraft with MMOcore skill trees, MythicMobs, custom crops, and enhanced mechanics! Challenge yourself in a hard-mode experience where discovery and creativity are key. Join a small, welcoming community for long-term adventures!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Who Was Wrong? Minecraft Server

    Who Was Wrong? Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too serious? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and mayhem!

    Join us and become part of the epic battle between Steve and a horde of angry chickens who are seeking revenge for all the times they’ve been turned into nuggets. Will you help Steve defend himself or will you join forces with the chickens and overthrow him once and for all?

    But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the backup dancers. Get ready to boogie down with the undead like never before!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing you can count on is the unexpected!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Divine Spears Created: 25
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Famous Filmmakers Minecraft SMP – Do any actors browse Minecraft SMP?

    Famous Filmmakers Minecraft SMP – Do any actors browse Minecraft SMP?
    Are you tired of being a 26-year-old unemployed loser? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and become a famous filmmaker or actor overnight! Who needs Hollywood when you can build your own blockbuster movies in Minecraft?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to secret underground societies, where players battle it out for control of the server. Will you rise to the top and become the ultimate ruler of this virtual world? Or will you be forever known as the noob who couldn’t even mine a diamond?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest dreams! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a job as a professional block builder. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of pixels and possibilities.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • StepMom’sCookingSucksLOL

    StepMom’sCookingSucksLOL
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as my stepmother’s cooking habits? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like the leftovers in our fridge that she refuses to eat.

    Are you tired of the same old boring servers with predictable gameplay? Well, on our server, you never know what’s going to happen next. Just like how I never know if my stepmother is actually a secret alien who only eats sandwiches and scrambled eggs.

    Join now and experience the thrill of paranoia and confusion as you navigate through a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind my stepmother’s strange behavior. Or maybe you’ll just build a cool castle, who knows!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Zombie Dances: 10
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Magical Moments Shared: 19
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Minecraft SMP: Identity Crisis

    Minecraft SMP: Identity Crisis
    Are you tired of the mundane grind of everyday life? Do you yearn for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

    Picture this: you spawn in a world filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and treacherous caves just waiting to be explored. But beware, for danger lurks around every corner! From zombie hordes to explosive TNT traps set by mischievous players, you never know what might happen next.

    But fear not, for you are not alone in this wild world. Join forces with other players to form alliances, build epic bases, and conquer the land together. Or, if you’re feeling particularly bold, strike out on your own and become a legendary solo player, feared and respected by all.

    So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, for starters, we have a thriving economy where you can buy and sell goods, trade with other players, and even set up your own shop. Need diamonds? No problem, just head to the nearest mine and start digging! Want to show off your building skills? Enter our weekly build competitions and win fabulous prizes!

    But perhaps the most compelling reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the community. Our players come from all walks of life, united by their love of the game and their desire for fun and friendship. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a total noob, you’ll find a place here among us.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your epic adventure! Who knows, you might just become the stuff of legends.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Dimension Hops: 14
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Astral Projections Made: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • CraftyAnxietyCraft

    CraftyAnxietyCraft
    Are you tired of getting anxiety over simple things like creepers blowing up your house or running out of diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets who love giving hugs, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Rumor has it that he can build a castle in under 10 minutes using only his mind and a handful of dirt blocks.

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to unnecessary anxiety forever! Plus, we have free cake at spawn every Friday. Because who doesn’t love cake, am I right?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 13

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • CommieCraft Minecraft Server

    CommieCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u ever wanted to be part of a server that has the backing of russia AND north korea? well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at!

    imagine building your epic base while knowing that if anyone messes with you, you got the might of two powerful countries behind you.

    plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

    join now and be part of the most insane alliance in minecraft history!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Tax Haven Havoc

    Tax Haven Havoc
    come join our minecraft server, where we have more enablers than the oversea uk territories! we are the biggest enablers of FUN and craziness! our tax advocacy group is all about making sure you have a great time while playing minecraft.

    we have insane stories like the time a creeper tried to do taxes but ended up blowing up the whole village instead! or when a group of skeletons formed a tax evasion scheme but got caught by the irs (irritating ravaging zombies).

    join us for a wild ride of tax abuse and corporate shenanigans in the world of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Meteorites Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • BlockyLegs – StandingDeskNoMore

    BlockyLegs – StandingDeskNoMore
    so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 344 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Star Shards Collected: 241 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Valor Network

    Valor Network

    Valor Network is an up and coming Network featuring a Vanilla Origins server with no Mods needed! We are building custom Denizen code projects on 1.21+ Minecraft.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Gods Slained: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 22

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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