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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 8219 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 16 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 21 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city where villagers throw raves every night, and the only currency is emeralds. You can even ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots lasers.
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