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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 175 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Towns Built: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
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