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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 7532 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 31 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
Void Armor Forged: | 20 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
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