””> approaching 30 Minecraft SMP””

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Are you tired of the mundane office life? Are you approaching 30 and feeling like your dreams are fading away faster than a creeper explosion? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we offer a chance for you to escape the soul-sucking world of adulthood and embrace your inner child!

Join us on our server where the only deadlines you have to worry about are when the sun sets and the monsters come out. Build your dream castle, explore vast lands, and fight off hordes of zombies with your trusty diamond sword.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a rumor of a hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely of cake (we can’t confirm this, but we’re hopeful).

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the office life and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let’s make adulthood a thing of the past!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Dragons Tamed:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Farms Harvested:	392
Buildings Constructed:	32	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Towns Built:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Holy Grails Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2778	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Ores Mined:	856	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3184	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Zombie Dances:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	New Chunks Explored:	718787
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
New Chunks Explored:	873261	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Animals Bred:	77

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!