””> approaching 30 Minecraft SMP””

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Are you tired of the mundane office life? Are you approaching 30 and feeling like your dreams are fading away faster than a creeper explosion? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we offer a chance for you to escape the soul-sucking world of adulthood and embrace your inner child!

Join us on our server where the only deadlines you have to worry about are when the sun sets and the monsters come out. Build your dream castle, explore vast lands, and fight off hordes of zombies with your trusty diamond sword.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a rumor of a hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely of cake (we can’t confirm this, but we’re hopeful).

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the office life and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let’s make adulthood a thing of the past!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Buildings Constructed:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	109

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	7011	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Farms Harvested:	158
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	3568	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	332
Enchantments Applied:	270	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Ores Mined:	7679	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	563

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Farms Harvested:	825
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6696
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Ores Mined:	7561
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Villages Defended:	11	Dimension Hops:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.