””> approaching 30 Minecraft SMP””

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Are you tired of the mundane office life? Are you approaching 30 and feeling like your dreams are fading away faster than a creeper explosion? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we offer a chance for you to escape the soul-sucking world of adulthood and embrace your inner child!

Join us on our server where the only deadlines you have to worry about are when the sun sets and the monsters come out. Build your dream castle, explore vast lands, and fight off hordes of zombies with your trusty diamond sword.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a rumor of a hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely of cake (we can’t confirm this, but we’re hopeful).

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the office life and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let’s make adulthood a thing of the past!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
New Chunks Explored:	470065	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Enchantments Applied:	279
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Villages Defended:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Animals Bred:	64
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	382
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Enchantments Applied:	268	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mines Excavated:	4574
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	New Chunks Explored:	662845
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	159
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.