””> approaching 30 Minecraft SMP””

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Are you tired of the mundane office life? Are you approaching 30 and feeling like your dreams are fading away faster than a creeper explosion? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we offer a chance for you to escape the soul-sucking world of adulthood and embrace your inner child!

Join us on our server where the only deadlines you have to worry about are when the sun sets and the monsters come out. Build your dream castle, explore vast lands, and fight off hordes of zombies with your trusty diamond sword.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a rumor of a hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely of cake (we can’t confirm this, but we’re hopeful).

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the office life and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let’s make adulthood a thing of the past!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Farms Harvested:	825	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	116094	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Secret Passages Found:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2757

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Star Shards Collected:	194	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Towns Built:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1125	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Crops Grown:	1901
Dragon Scales Harvested:	202	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Star Shards Collected:	284
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Zombie Dances:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.