””> approaching 30 Minecraft SMP””

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Are you tired of the mundane office life? Are you approaching 30 and feeling like your dreams are fading away faster than a creeper explosion? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we offer a chance for you to escape the soul-sucking world of adulthood and embrace your inner child!

Join us on our server where the only deadlines you have to worry about are when the sun sets and the monsters come out. Build your dream castle, explore vast lands, and fight off hordes of zombies with your trusty diamond sword.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a rumor of a hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely of cake (we can’t confirm this, but we’re hopeful).

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the office life and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let’s make adulthood a thing of the past!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Magic Items Found:	7818	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	468
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Void Armor Forged:	22	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Runes Activated:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3988	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	6534
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	2315

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	7084	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	New Chunks Explored:	699204
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Dragon Eggs Found:	2276	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Love Letters Sent:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Buildings Constructed:	42	Runes Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Void Gems Collected:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Towns Built:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Animals Bred:	194	Mines Excavated:	2168
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).