””> approaching 30 Minecraft SMP””

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Are you tired of the mundane office life? Are you approaching 30 and feeling like your dreams are fading away faster than a creeper explosion? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we offer a chance for you to escape the soul-sucking world of adulthood and embrace your inner child!

Join us on our server where the only deadlines you have to worry about are when the sun sets and the monsters come out. Build your dream castle, explore vast lands, and fight off hordes of zombies with your trusty diamond sword.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a rumor of a hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely of cake (we can’t confirm this, but we’re hopeful).

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the office life and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let’s make adulthood a thing of the past!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Bidoof Sanctuary

Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Bidoof Sanctuary! [1.16.5] Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 – Server IP: BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun Are you tired of joining Pixelmon servers that promise to be non-pay-to-win, only to disappoint you? Look no further – Bidoof Sanctuary is the perfect server for you! Unlike other servers, we don’t offer paying ranks, with the exception of our Donator rank instead, we’ve developed our own custom /rankup plugin that rewards you for your dedication and playtime. At Bidoof Sanctuary, we believe in a pure gaming experience without crates or keys that hand out items. We embrace a semi vanilla-style gameplay, keeping everything fresh and fun. Join us today for an authentic and fair Pixelmon adventure!” Our In-Game Features include: Free Ranks: Enjoy a rank-up system based on playtime, not your wallet. Jobs: Earn as you play with our job system. Vote Rewards: Get rewarded for supporting the server with your votes. Custom Warps: Convenient teleportation to various locations. NPC Shops: Stock up on building blocks, held items, materials, and more. Safari: Explore and capture Pokémon in our custom-designed Safari. EV’s: Hone your Pokémon’s prowess with our EV training feature. BYG Biomes: Dive into the diverse world of BYG biomes. Gyms: Challenge yourself against formidable gym leaders to prove your skills. Clans: Unite with like-minded players to conquer new challenges together.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ASLANMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magic Items Found:	7223
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

The Snow Den

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SGC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SGC Network 2.0 is a revival of SGCraft, opening soon. It will include gamemodes such as: – With Semi-Van – Survival (MMORPG) – PGM (PvP Game Modes) – Skyblock (Island Survival)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Detox

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Detox is a Minecraft economy server with custom plugins and features, cosmetics and an established player base. We have two servers focusing on different aspects of economy.OG: The original server focusing more on PVP and custom enchants with an economy. Features include an in-game shop, land claims and more.Peaceful: A pure economy server with land claims, baltop, PVE, keep inventory on and a GUI shop.Both servers feature player shops, where players can buy a small plot with in-game money and sell any in-game items they wish. Both servers also feature player warps where individual players can host a public farm or building that other players can enter and make us of.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Void Gems Collected:	28	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Zenus Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Zenus Network is a Minecraft server with economy, in smp mode and with the mcMMO plugin. Players can explore, build and trade to earn money and progress in the game. With a friendly and active community, it’s a great place for players looking for a social and interactive experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

HyruleGamingGroup

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The HyruleGamingGroup is a tight-knit community offering you exactly what you need as a content creator, artist, gaming enthusiast and more. Community spirit, friendships and teamwork are key to make our community as awesome as it is.Our official Minecraft server has now opened up for a third phase, preparing us for the amazing journey 1.20.1 will give us in season 3.We absolutely do not tolerate any forms of griefing, stealing and disrespect towards community members. If you’re going to do something scummy, you will get the proper punishment.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Let’s Roleplay

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Mineplex

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

Welcome to one of the largest Minecraft Server in the world. We offer 40+ games at Mineplex, including old favorites and the best new games that you will love!We have a very helpful community, large staff and the best owners around to make your experience on Mineplex an unforgettable one.Come check us out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

dungeon craft survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is still in development you will be notified when it is released follow here https://youtube.com/@47-game?si=-Bv69ha2GLpJuMMA until then please just volt for the server thank you

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Eradox Middle School

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

The Eradox SMP is a brand-new SMP server with McMMO, Land Claims, and an interesting storyline waiting to be discovered. Since launch, our community has grown into a friendly, chill, and welcoming environment that is always looking for new players to hang out with!!We hope to grow our community for all to enjoy, as well as offer a place for people to relax in their free time.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	365	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

HurricaneMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to HurricaneMC, where your Minecraft journey transcends the ordinary! Immerse yourself in a world of custom terrain, face unique mobs, and wield powerful custom items. Our survival server is not just about building; it’s a community-driven experience. Forge your path with a player-controlled economy, where every action matters. Our friendly staff is here to guide you through the adventure. Earn all ranks in-game for free, make lasting friendships, and explore unknown events that add a thrilling twist to your survival experience. HurricaneMC isn’t just a server; it’s a dynamic, player-centric universe waiting for you to shape its destiny. Join us and embark on a journey like no other!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Towns Built:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

BlizzardMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Buildings Constructed:	35	Mines Excavated:	5000
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magic Items Found:	2701

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

IceCoreMC

Cross-Play, Survival

An extraordinary Minecraft Server featuring a Survival server full of features. Fully supporting crossplay connections!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.