””> approaching 30 Minecraft SMP””

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Are you tired of the mundane office life? Are you approaching 30 and feeling like your dreams are fading away faster than a creeper explosion? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we offer a chance for you to escape the soul-sucking world of adulthood and embrace your inner child!

Join us on our server where the only deadlines you have to worry about are when the sun sets and the monsters come out. Build your dream castle, explore vast lands, and fight off hordes of zombies with your trusty diamond sword.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a rumor of a hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely of cake (we can’t confirm this, but we’re hopeful).

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the office life and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let’s make adulthood a thing of the past!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Towns Built:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	New Chunks Explored:	254227

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Magic Items Found:	8246	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35
Meteorites Collected:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Magic Items Found:	2589	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Ores Mined:	9801

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	49	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

AquaSmp

Survival

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magic Items Found:	4816	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Kicklex

Survival

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.