””> approaching 30 Minecraft SMP””

anxiety, Approaching, approaching 30, career dissatisfaction, depression, Despair, Disappointment, disillusionment, dreams fading away, existential dread, fear of the future, feeling stuck, hopelessness, jobs I hate forever, lack of fulfillment, losing hope, midlife crisis, Minecraft, nothing but shitty offices, pessimism, regret, smp, uncertainty

Are you tired of the mundane office life? Are you approaching 30 and feeling like your dreams are fading away faster than a creeper explosion? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we offer a chance for you to escape the soul-sucking world of adulthood and embrace your inner child!

Join us on our server where the only deadlines you have to worry about are when the sun sets and the monsters come out. Build your dream castle, explore vast lands, and fight off hordes of zombies with your trusty diamond sword.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a rumor of a hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely of cake (we can’t confirm this, but we’re hopeful).

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the office life and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let’s make adulthood a thing of the past!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mines Excavated:	3964	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Harlon City Server

Economy, Survival

A server with an ever-growing country, featuring opportunities within business, building and politics. Hop on the functional metro to your brand new apartment and start your career on the server. Seek employment at a company or start your own – or maybe give a shot at the financial sector and trade stocks. If you’re unhappy with the ways things are run – call on your elected politicians for change, or maybe even run for office yourself?Buy yourself a car, or if you prefer to relax whilst traveling, hop onboard public transportation! Play sports and other mini-games: among others we have an exclusive hockey game, only playable in Harlon!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Gods Slained:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SurvivalCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

SurvivalCraft has been around for a little more over a year now, and in that time we have created a friendly, community-driven server that welcomes all new players. Our staff-team is dedicated to make sure every player has a fun and fair playing experience. We can guarantee this by keeping the community relatively small, which in turn makes sure we are able to monitor what is going on at all times. At the moment we offer: – Survival – Skyblock – Minigames (Party Games, Bed Wars, Hide and Seek and Bomberman) We have a Discord server where we have channels for anything from memes to server suggestions. This ensures that players have a platform to have a say in the discussions. Griefing is not allowed on the server and we will roll it back for you without you having to deal with the hassle of claiming land. This allows for a great deal of freedom while building your builds! All your belongings are locked away from other players through LWC so you don’t have to worry about players stealing from you. A few of the plugins that give our server it’s unique characteristics are: CoreProtect, LWC, MCMMO and SilkSpawners. Some other features you might check in for are: vote crates, daily bonuses and the economy system. If you’re looking for a vanilla server with a bit of spice this is the server for you.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

The kismet

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

Version: 1.7.10 Minecraft Modpack: FTB Infinity Evolved 3.1.0 – Kismet is a Happy Place! LGBT Friendly. Discrimination of ANY kind is not tolerated! – Kismet is a friendly, small community where you can decide to either play solo, play with friends, or decide to slightly enhance your experience by creating your own player shop where you can sell items to other players. – Plenty of quality of life improvements including, but not limited to: /tpa, /home, occasional events, and a claim protection system! Multiple homes, claim blocks accrue with time played, shops and economy. Now using Quickshop! – Our Website: http://kismet.enjin.com –

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SkyFactory3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, Skyblock, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sf3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ SkyFactory3 Modpack by FTB ░░░░░░ This modpack can be found on FTB and Curse launchers! ░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in Datacenter on a Dedicated Server. > Online 24/7. > Protection and island creation with Grief Prevention system. > Economy – Auctions, Players Market and Server Shops. > Chance blocks. > Clans. > Crates and Rewards.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Farms Harvested:	453
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Aspiria Mc

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

11 YEARS STRONG! Welcome to Aspiria — the best Survival server in the world! We create incredible Minecraft experiences unlike any other. Make friends and memories that will last. Every week, join us for unique events.* Survival No-Griefing server * Incredible Economy * Friendly and amazing community * Active discord server* Looking for new active staff – must meet requirementsJoin us now! IP: org.aspiriamc.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Void Armor Forged:	20
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Blurkit Network

KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

The Blurkit Netowk community was born with the purpose of entertaining you and making you spend pleasant moments enjoying our servers.Come and make an appointment with us, we have a Network in Spanish and only for Premium players. We will wait for you..

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

isoVerse

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	232	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

mg network

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Best Minecraft survival server 24/7 + Java/Pe/Br The Indian server and community join our discord server for giveaways Because I giveaways at my discord join now my ingame and discord name AGAMxD!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	412	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BoxxyNetwork

FTB, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Tekkit

BoxxyNetwork Who and what are we?We are a fairly new and recent modded minecraft server network, we host several modded minecraft servers and offer everyone support to enjoy a full modded experience. We strive to have stable and fast servers so there is no lag and a chill atmosphere.If you want to have a fun and interesting modded minecraft experience, join one of our servers and jump on discord to say hello! You can find all our servers on the website or on discord!Hope to see you soon 😉

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Vexstria

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

Vexstria is a survival Minecraft server with economy, pvp, claiming, teams, skills, and a lot more! Join the discord to be updated on new and exciting features!We are a friendly and outgoing server with plenty to offer!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dimension Hops:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9468
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Dotarch MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hey there! Looking for a place to relax and make friends?Dotarch is a 1.20/1.20.1/1.20.2 Java Edition Minecraft server with a 3 year old world. We recently reopened after a year of downtime and would love to have you!Enjoy a diverse and welcoming community, active staff, and a featureset marked by continuous iteration towards betterment.Stick around for events in-game and on discord, including giveaways, build contests, and fun games to play together!See you there!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	252	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

X-Craft Reimagine

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

X-Craft Reimagine is a Malaysian Minecraft server that offers a classic gameplay experience. Join our Discord community to connect with fellow players, discuss the game, and stay updated on server events. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting your block-building journey, X-Craft Reimagine provides a friendly and immersive environment for everyone.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Rising Dragon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Rising Dragon is a (greylisted) survival server. With some plugins like mcMMO, jobs(reborn), ChestShops, and NPCs with quests. We welcome anyone who likes to play in an anti-grief and friendly environment.The server is private owned with an open mindset towards feedback from you.Feel free to look around, and if you wish to build let us know so we can promote you for free. We got a discord that you can join, but that’s completely up to you.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Worldbox SMP

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Worldbox SMP – Your Ultimate Survival Odyssey! Embark on an unforgettable journey in the vast realms of Worldbox SMP, where survival meets community in the most captivating way. Connect with Us:Server IP: 45.45.237.26:25565 Discord: discord.gg/ct2tdKdkz6 Website: worldbox-smp.tebex.io Embark on your Worldbox SMP adventure today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

DragonSoul

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

A Custom gens, where you can let your imagination fly, inspired by survival and skyblock, with more than 100 new enchantments for all tools and armor.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.