Are you tired of being surrounded by Apple drones who think they’re too cool for school? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate escape from the cult of Apple! Join us and break free from the chains of conformity as we build, mine, and troll our way through the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with these woolly masterminds or will you be left in the dust?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let your inner rebel run wild! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky llamas…

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
Meteorites Collected: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 29
Underground Cities Explored: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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