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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 97/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
Wilderness Tamed: 8 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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