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| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 7458 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, everyone on the server owes me a favor for sucking my dick. It’s only fair, right? But don’t worry, we have plenty of other ridiculous reasons to keep you entertained.
Once, we had a giant chicken invade the server and lay eggs everywhere, causing chaos and confusion among the players. Another time, we held a fashion show where the only acceptable outfit was a full set of diamond armor with a pumpkin on your head. Trust me, it was a sight to behold.
But the real reason you should join this Minecraft SMP is for the pure insanity and laughter that ensues on a daily basis. From pranks to epic battles, there’s never a dull moment on this server. So come join us and see what crazy adventures await you!
