Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting attacked by creepers? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server has the perfect solution for your anxiety! Join our server and let the soothing sound of chickens clucking and cows mooing calm your nerves. Need a break from the stress of building your dream castle? Take a dip in our virtual hot tub filled with lava (just kidding, it’s actually water). And if all else fails, just punch a tree and let out all your frustrations. So come join us on our server and say goodbye to anxiety, one block at a time!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
Blood Moons Survived: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 7
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
Void Gems Collected: 35 Backwards Speech Heard: 5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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