Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting attacked by creepers? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server has the perfect solution for your anxiety! Join our server and let the soothing sound of chickens clucking and cows mooing calm your nerves. Need a break from the stress of building your dream castle? Take a dip in our virtual hot tub filled with lava (just kidding, it’s actually water). And if all else fails, just punch a tree and let out all your frustrations. So come join us on our server and say goodbye to anxiety, one block at a time!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 98/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Dragons Tamed: 4
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 2
Endless Legions Commanded: 44 Invisible Walls Found: 2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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