Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Love Letters Sent:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	23

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Animals Bred:	148
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ores Mined:	8361

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	3638	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5453	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Dragon Eggs Found:	916
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ores Mined:	857	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Crops Grown:	3110	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Meteorites Collected:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Buildings Constructed:	37	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Secret Passages Found:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.