Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Divine Spears Created:	22	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Towns Built:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	308
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
New Chunks Explored:	182585	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Towns Built:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Enchantments Applied:	285
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3462	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Star Shards Collected:	197	Secret Passages Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Enchantments Applied:	172	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	378
Chimeras Created:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	375063	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Emeralds Found:	5647	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Crops Grown:	1286
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!