Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Crops Grown:	6175	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Void Armor Forged:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Enchantments Applied:	54
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	285	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Star Shards Collected:	296

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Emeralds Found:	1174
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Star Shards Collected:	203
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	4711	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	11	Runes Activated:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Crops Grown:	1829
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Crops Grown:	8830	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.