Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Buildings Constructed:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Dimension Hops:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	231
Dragon Scales Harvested:	143	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5969	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Emeralds Found:	7422	Dimension Hops:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Secret Passages Found:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mines Excavated:	1685

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Dragon Eggs Found:	2152	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Mines Excavated:	3249
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.