Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Divine Spears Created:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magic Items Found:	6790	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MINERAZE

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

GladMC

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

Minecraft Server GladMC – Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …Server IP: mc.gladmc.com Site: https://gladmc.com Discord: https://dc.gladmc.com Instagram: https://ig.gladmc.comThe best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Farms Harvested:	647

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PrismaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

ANNOUNCEMENT! Towny 2 has been released!PrismaCraft is a friendly, community-focused towny server that is perfect for any Minecraft players looking for a place to settle down and vibe, build, and grind to their hearts content! Our unique range of plugins help create a cosy, yet grindy, vanilla-ish experience with RPG elements. Come find your own little home within our lovely community!Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/prismacraft

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	8024	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Villages Defended:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

FlashSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
New Chunks Explored:	195574	Star Shards Collected:	242
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	109	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8667
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Enchantments Applied:	78

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Potions Brewed:	160	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Dragons Tamed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.