Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Enchantments Applied:	232	New Chunks Explored:	93662
Star Shards Collected:	63	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Crops Grown:	9511

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9561	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Villages Defended:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Magic Items Found:	3635
Buildings Constructed:	28	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Star Shards Collected:	232	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	24	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	328	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ByCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Secret Passages Found:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

hugeboxes

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Best box server in existance! Join now to start your box journey!Hugeboxes is custom coded with alot of unique ideas such as bosses, abilities, fishing, farming and alot more!Version: 1.16+

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.