Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Enchantments Applied:	286	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	225	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Potions Brewed:	142
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Gods Slained:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Secret Passages Found:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Holy Grails Found:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Meteorites Collected:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Ores Mined:	3692
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	160	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and Nether-roof is accessible.Want to experience anarchy without everyone hacking or long queues or low tps? Join Simply Vanilla! The server prides itself with having only very few plugins installed to keep things as Vanilla and Anarchy as possible. The server has never been reset and never will be, the current 6 TB map size speaks for itself.We are hosted in EU giving all players in Europe an excellent ping while still being reasonably good for North American players.Join Today!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	438

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

AugustaTowny

Economy, Survival, Towny

Augusta Towny is a offers a unique experience for players who enjoy town-building, jobs, quests, and economy. With the popular Towny plugin, players can join or create their own towns, and work together with other players to build, protect and grow their community. We offer custom world generation to allow your creativity to skyrocket. Our server also offers a friendly and welcoming community, where players can enjoy a variety of activities such as mining, farming, trading, and crafting. We have an economy system that allows players to earn money by gathering, crafting, smelting, and selling their resources and items. Use it to become to richest player on the server.How to Join: – Java Server IP: play.augustatowny.com – Bedrock Server IP: play.augustatowny.com | Bedrock Port: 25565 – Minecraft Version: The server operates on version 1.19.4 – ViaVersion and ViaBackwards are installed. 1.19+ is recommended - Discord: https://discord.gg/SF3aSc4dfJOur staff team is dedicated to providing a safe and enjoyable environment for all players, and are always available to assist players with any questions or concerns. So come join us on Augusta Towny and experience the fun and excitement of town-building, exploration, and community interaction!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4003	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

GravityCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the Oldest Minecraft survival server, We have 2 Servers to choose from,[ Towny Survival Servers ] [Pre-Alpha]

+ Build, create, survive in the world with Custom Bosses and Dangerous Mobs waiting for you to lurk around! McMMO and Elite Mobs are in this server. + Rankup by building something cool, then post review in Discord or Live Review by Staff.[ OP-Skyblock Minion Based Server] [Beta]

+ Make an Island with limited resources, use primitive resources to expand Island such as Cobgen and Tree Regen. + Use Minions to help doing small task such as Mining, Slaying animals, Woodcutter, and so on. + Rankup (/rankup) to gain more perks and limitations. + Complete Challenges in /shop to get reward! + There are 30 Ranks, are you prepared for the challenge?Active and Friendly Staffs, please enjoy the game!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magic Items Found:	2387
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Charlie Roleplay

Roleplay

== PRYMA SERVER ==Pryma, a fabulous and very strong Kingdom where peace reigned, was once attacked by an evil Sect who burned the kingdom and tried to destroy everything that was left of it. Nobody gave up, the war lasted more than two years… But, in the end, the Kingdom surrendered.Some survivors remained, including Captain Clawes who, with his ship, managed to save much of the remaining population and bring them to the new Kingdom, a safer, more powerful kingdom, which was ready to take back the territory it had lost. Within this kingdom two Guilds were created: the Kadreks and the Oblivions. They were two strong guilds, both with the goal of bringing peace to the Kingdom of Pryma.Now it’s up to you! Find out how the in-game story will evolve! Improve your equipment, defeat the most feared bosses and complete all missions together with your Guild and your Friends!!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Towns Built:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

InterstellarMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.