Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Emeralds Found:	485
Towns Built:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5810
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Farms Harvested:	773	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Enchantments Applied:	129
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	34

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Crops Grown:	2670
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dimension Hops:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dimension Hops:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	963958
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ores Mined:	2728
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Emeralds Found:	2459
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.