Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
Endless Legions Commanded: 18 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

New Minecraft Servers

  • SourPvP

    SourPvP

    SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlocksMC

    BlocksMC

    BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 40
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 21
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HyshSMP

    HyshSMP

    HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Ores Mined: 9444 Meteorite Armor Created: 20

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ComuGamers

    ComuGamers

    Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Villages Defended: 17 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PirateCraft

    PirateCraft

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 45
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24 Void Gems Collected: 21
    Towns Built: 9 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DynastyMC Cobblemon

    DynastyMC Cobblemon

    Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 45

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MuCraft

    MuCraft

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Theatria

    Theatria

    Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 414
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Magic Crystals Found: 6 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SurvivalMP

    SurvivalMP

    Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

    No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 54 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 24
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 42
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mccaim

    Mccaim

    Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 19 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MythicHaven

    MythicHaven

    Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
    Mythical Quests Completed: 36 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Overcast Community

    Overcast Community

    With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8416 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Lunar Middle School

    Lunar Middle School

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Rune Stones Activated: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SpeedMC Network

    SpeedMC Network

    Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 14
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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